Our friend Tanner hipped us to this awesome YouTube clip of an odd British gentleman explaining how the Large Hadron Collider is a Gateway to the Old Gods. Actually, he calls it Satan’s Stargate, but whatevs.
To be fair, the Hadron project has spurred some quasi-legitimate fears about accidental black holes. (Dvorsky examined the collider’s existential risk factor not too long ago.) But a trans-dimensional portal through which the Nephilim will reenter our realm? That’s a new one.
Favorite quote: "Allegedly the machine is to find a particle. . . nicknamed by the scientists or the Freemasons — same thing — as the God particle." And: "You could be seeing some flying saucers by this summer." The latter probably depend on this year’s mushroom crop. . . right Jebson?.