According to Fox News, some political protesters planning to travel to Denver for the Democratic National Convention in August are fearing the authorities will make them all involuntarily shit themselves. True. Fox has the scoop on the so-called "crap cannon" that has the potential to create a deluge of liberal mud in the Denver streets. It’s set to be a good summer for Colorado adult diaper salesmen.
Whether or not this shit shotgun exists, and I pray God it does, Raytheon’s wicked awesome ray gun has been up and running for a while, and may be deployed at the convention before shipping out to fry Iraqis.
Casey — what’s our budget looking like for a trip to Denver? Because, you know, the crap cannon and all. . .