Eat Me! I’m Tasty!
Well, a bunch of stupid Danes have broken the code of omerta and blown the lid off an age-old ritual and all-around-good-time practiced by journalists everywhere: eating cats. I remember well my first day of journalism school, when the head of the department entered the classroom holding a mewling black tabby kitten by the scruff, yelled, "This is the enemy!" and bit into its furry neck.
Just kidding. That never happened.
But according to The Copenhagen Post, a group of students at the Danish School of Journalism recently decided the best way to advocate for animal rights was to cook and eat a feral cat, document the whole affair and post the photos on Facebook (who promptly took them down.)
Makes perfect sense to me. I’ve been thinking about expressing my opposition to the death penalty by lethally injecting bunnyrabits. Who’s with me?