The Olympics just got a whole lot
gayer more homosexual.
A recent American Family Association report about track hero Tyson Gay‘s qualification for the Beijing Olympics created some inadvertent hilarity when automatic word-replace software substituted his last name (Gay) with a less provocative synonym (homosexual). Gotta love those Christian *news* orgs.
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
The story, which ran to the delight of gradeschoolers everywhere, has been picked up by numerous publications, including this zesty piece in Washington Post.
"I didn’t really care what the wind was," Homosexual said. Nor do we, Tyson. Nor do we.