Today is Brooke‘s birthday (also my Dad’s). Three cheers for these wonderful people.
Only slightly less significantly, it was Matt G. Paradise‘s birthday a few days ago. MGP is a dear friend, the proprietor of Diabologue/Purging Talon and a Satanic so-and-so. He’s also as old as the verdant hills among which he dwells. Matty, I’d love to be drinking Natty Light on a styrofoam tray watching live Dio videos on Betamax and quoting Rosemary’s Baby, but alas, we’re separated by geography (and maybe good taste, ha!)
As a present to all my peeps who are now a year older, here’s a bit by the great Patton Oswalt. Listen and learn: