A hearty congratulations to our own James P. Caldwell on his marriage today. Getting hitched is amazing, and I hope James and his bride have many years of wedded bliss before our planet is finally flushed down the cosmic commode. I always know just what to say, don’t I?
Slider, old buddy, old pal, I couldn’t be happier for you. Hope you get to take a honeymoon — we’re still trying to plan ours. And if you two crazy kids feel like swinging down to D.C., we’ve got a guest room all set up and ready to go.
Now if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna go snuggle my own wife.