It’s obvious that ever since that brownnoser Mattthew F. King came on board, he’s been making the rest of us look bad with his work ethic of posting useless crap. Congratulations. But unfortunately the boss has taken notice and decided we need some motivation around the office. Naturally, he turned to the great Gary Busey. Gary has a few ideas on work excuses that he’d like to share with you. Take it away, Gary!
"Birthday From A Previous Life"
"I Dropped My Car Keys In The Snow"
"I Was Hiding My Socks"
"Wrong Side Of The International Dateline"
"The Bus Missed Me"
"Strange Bad Hair Day"
Gary also has a few business ideas he’d like to share with you:
"The Fake Hybrid SUV Sticker"
"White Hair Dye For Grizzly Bears"