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It's a slow news day, which has led yours truly to muse about matters other than the election. Lo and behold, my unfettered mind produced a question:
Why has no one made an H.P. Lovecraft pop-up book? I've peeked around the nets, and all I found was this Necronomicon Plush Book: Preschool Edition. And it's a hundred bucks!
Surely some entrepreneurial freaks out there could design and produce a pop-up version of At the Mountains of Madness. I think it's in the public domain, too, so you wouldn't even have to score a license! (There's a compilation copyright, but nothing for the stand-alone story.)
Keep it under, say, $45, and you'd have yourself at least one customer.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.