Contrarian HQ just received a shockingly hilarious Obama smear that’s currently circulating among conservative bigot circles (still good chunk of the Grand Old Party, I’m afraid). You gotta read this to (dis)believe it:
I must sadly inform you all that the man many of you support is not whom he appears to be. I recently had what I believed to be the pleasure of meeting Senator Obama after a rally in a state I can’t remember offhand. I have a broken arm so I had to ask him to shake my left hand, and he asked if I’d like him to sign my cast. I agreed, of course. While doing so, he gave me that big phony smirk of his, but then suddenly pretended to trip and stumble into me, shoving me backwards into the mud, and to make things worse, steadying himself by grabbing my girlfriend right in front of me! Then he walked away laughing about how "that white bitch threw her titty right into my hand". Motherfucker, you GRABBED her titty! Someone came to offer me a hand up and out of instinct I lifted my right arm up to take it, only to see that Sen. Obama had just written "FAG" in big block letters the entire length of my cast. Now no one else can sign it and all my friends make fun of me. We must stop this monster from attaining the ultimate seat of power!!