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Palin v. Biden.

Posted by: Casey Rae-Hunter    Tags:  debate, Joe Biden, Liveblog, Sarah Palin    Posted date:  October 2, 2008  |  Comment

Here we are, the dream we all dreamed of. Boy vs. Girl, in the world series of love:

Jebson: I hope the wine is flowing tonight, my friends

Casey: Here we go!

BrookeBook: trickling.

Jebson: Yah!

BrookeBook: Enought with the foreplay.

BrookeBook: *enough

Casey: %u0420%u0435%u043A%u043B%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u0432 %u0438%u043D%u0442%u0435%u0440%u043D%u0435%u0442%u0435

Casey: I tried to cut-paste Russian.

Casey: Didn’t work.

Jebson: communist transmission

ken from x.x.x.93 joined the chat 119 minutes ago

BrookeBook: Ken.  We missed you.

Jebson: we need the johnson

ken: drum roll

Casey: Fuckin’ yay!

Casey: I was just talkin’ trash about you.

nyarlathotep from x.x.x.49 joined the chat 119 minutes ago

BrookeBook: OOHHH she chose her own questions.

Casey: Big Gov’t is in da HOUSE!

Casey: Ah, Blog-Sothoth.

Jebson: hey joe

Casey: Welcome.

nyarlathotep: I’ve never done this before–I promise no untoward outbursts

BrookeBook: Hi geoff.

BrookeBook: Just read about your atrocious day.

Casey: Oh, we encourage them.

Jebson: hey, buddy

Casey: Someone’s gonna get arrested for sure.

Casey: MFK, you keepin’ score?

nyarlathotep: hello–this might make up for a bad day

Casey: Biden talks about the "excess of dereg."

Casey: No more evidence needed.

MFK: biden says dems in a difficult spot, but obama has criteria

BrookeBook: I wonder what props they’ll have.

Casey: Prop Joe.

MFK: boobs

BrookeBook: Sorry-last chat joke about the bracelets.

Jebson: a giant gavel

Jebson: good time

Casey: Palin speaks!

ken: right for the juggler

Casey: Palin: Has it been a good time or bad time?

Jebson: or ask the child

ken: invoking parents

BrookeBook: Oh, getting homey already.

Casey: Soccer!

Casey: Fear!

MFK: soccer games

Casey: Investment!

Casey: Takin’ hits!

ken: poor girl – her voice is shaky

nyarlathotep: Thanks for the bankrupcy bill, Joe. Way to protect MBNA. Now take Palin out

Casey: John McCain is pshin’ fer reform.

Jebson: don’t worry…she has good speech-writers

Casey: Her whole candidacy is shaky.

MFK: talking points

MFK: dammit

BrookeBook: Her flag pin is bigger than his.

Casey: Always with the Biden credit cards.

Casey: I gotta look into that.

Casey: But I LOVE Joe!

Casey: Me so confused.

nyarlathotep: ME TOO. His plugs look good tonight

MFK: heh

Casey: The Plug thug.

MFK: started to answer but just wants to duke it out

Casey: Repeating jokes already. I’m ashamed f myself.

nyarlathotep: they’re looking right at each other!

Jebson: wink at me one more time

MFK: wink?!?

Casey: I bet they make out.

ken: team of mavericks!

MFK: she’s not actually saying anything is she?

Casey: A whole feleet.

Casey: *fleet.

nyarlathotep: Voting against Bush=love of country. Sorry, Sarah

Jebson: jesus fucking christ

BrookeBook: She can’t keep up with the tense and number in her sentences.

Casey: Pain: Get down to gettin’ down!

Casey: To business, that is.

MFK: Americans craving something NEW AND DIFFERENT!!!

MFK: hahahahah

ken: you don’t love your country nyarla?

MFK: yer darn right!

Jebson: Flush the demons away!

Casey: Darn right it was the predator lenders.

nyarlathotep: I do indeed. Voting with the opposition party the last few years 94% of the time IS putting country first

MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!

MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!

BrookeBook: I don’t think it was deception.  It was willful ignorance.

Casey: The Alien Vs. Predator lenders, even.

ken: hockey moms, blah blah blah

ken: she’s not actually saying anything

Jebson: speech-writers, dude. Speech-writers

MFK: god it’s driving me nuts

MFK: what is she saying?

Casey: Entities.

ken: this is good right here thouhg

Jebson: hockey mom, maverick, small-town, americans

ken: take responsibility

MFK: blame the people

ken: live withing your means

Casey: She sounds like Jimmy Carter.

Casey: Put on a sweater!

ken: end the instant gratification culture

nyarlathotep: lecture from the nanny state

ken: the american people have a problem too

MFK: we KNOW american people have a problem

Casey: John McCain=good man. Enough.

ken: liberals never admit the people share responsibility

BrookeBook: Go, Joe!  McC is the deregulator=architect of crisis.

Jebson: Man, I wish that guy’s name was Joey Shanko

Casey: Ooh, tying health dereg with financial dereg.

MFK: good line

Casey: Nice, Joe.

BrookeBook: @ Ken, I jsut did.

MFK: what?

BrookeBook: *just

MFK: i’d like to respond about the tax increases

Casey: I love that band Architect of Crisis.

nyarlathotep: the adorableness! "darn right"

Casey: Aren’t they form Norway?

ken: true but youre not a politician yet brooke

BrookeBook: "huckuva"

BrookeBook: just you wait.

Jebson: what triggers this gov’t growth?

Casey: My belly.

MFK: is there ANYTHING to that figure?

ken: snap

Jebson: impossible ideals and homegrown hypocrisy

Casey: She’s got a nice figure, whatchoo talkin’ bout?

Jebson: what bullshit

BrookeBook: Wow.  He’s mixing it up.

Casey: Like a policy DJ.

Jebson: so fucking easy in a small town

Casey: She’s talkin’ straight.

Casey: Droppin some Wasilla science.

MFK: she’s not saying ANYTHING!!!!

Casey: How much of this is baldface lies?

Jebson: alaska ain’t the US

nyarlathotep: I may not answer the question the way you and Ifill would like–meaning "truthfully"

BrookeBook: Oh, my.  "I may not answer your questions the way you want."  You mean, sensibly?

Jebson: and the US is no small town

BrookeBook: jinx.

nyarlathotep: sorry to step on your line Brooke

Casey: You lose a point, is all.

BrookeBook: I think I stepped on yours.

Casey: Stop saying jinx!

MFK: 300 million billion????

nyarlathotep: "Different values set"–nice

ken: super wealthy don’t pay taxes

Casey: Ken, you believe that crazy corporate welfare stuff?

Casey: Yay!

Casey: He gets it!

ken: corporate tax is an illusion

Casey: Offshore shelters!

ken: it’s a way to manipulate people for votes and tax them throught the back door

nyarlathotep: yeah, because nobody pays any corporate tax

BrookeBook: They’re smirking at each other.

Casey: Back door.

MFK: I"M MIDDLE CLASS

ken: corporations don’t pay tax unless they are going under

MFK: details?

ken: if the are breaking even, or turning a profit, who is paying the tax?

BrookeBook: She learned "details."

ken: not them

Casey: Gov, are you interested in defending Senator McCain’s healthcare plan?

Jebson: selective taxes, that’s all

BrookeBook: Ken, she made your argument.

Jebson: war is worthy

MFK: this is all bullshit

Casey: Artificiallines between states, sez Palin.

ken: i know, i just cheered

Casey: Artificiallines.

nyarlathotep: actually, I’d trust anyone to run the health care system that isn’t putting profit first

Jebson: hahahh

Casey: Artificial lines

Jebson: exxon-mobil…props, brother ken

MFK: john will tax your benefits to offset his health plan

ken: biden is wielding facts

ken: snap!

BrookeBook: Raise the spectre of dropped health care, joe.  Good one.

MFK: mccain’s healthcare plan is the ultimate bridge to nowhere

Jebson: I agree MFK

ken: thanks for documenting that mfk

nyarlathotep: at least one bridge is being repaired in the US

ken: could be the soundbite of the evening

Casey: You’re no Kennedy.

Casey: Blah, blah.

Jebson: education?  what possibly could oneany use learned for?

nyarlathotep: caricatured/characterozed/characterized

MFK: tax shelters are unpatriotic

Casey: Offshore, sez Joe.

Casey: I call that unpatriotic!

MFK: john mccain doesn’t RUN

Casey: We’re on it, kids. . .

Jebson: like seagal in On Deadly Ground

MFK: palin says that obama voted for tax breaks for oil companies

Casey: you know what I had to do in alaska?

MFK: stop dropping your damn g’s!

nyarlathotep: "bless their hearts"

Jebson: club baby seals?

Casey: ake on those big oil companies, sez Palin

Casey: she didn’t win Miss Congeniality in AK.

Casey: Oh, wait.

MFK: not every state has oil money to hand out

Casey: Not every state is COMPLETELY supported by my tax dollars.

Jebson: I’m in an energy producing state, to be honest

MFK: what will you do that is right though?

BrookeBook: I haven’t promised much of anything

MFK: she’s just talking but not saying anything

Casey: Yeah, but she hasn’t lost her footing yet.

BrookeBook: True.

Casey: But we knew this going in.

Jebson: it’s an effective tactic, mfk

nyarlathotep: she’s better than Bush was in any of his debates

Jebson: or is it a strategy?

Casey: Sarah Barracuda!

BrookeBook: She looks like she’s int he middle of a moose hunt.

BrookeBook: Her eyes come alive.

Jebson: brooke, you’re such a sexist

BrookeBook: I thought I was being patronizing.

Jebson: matronizing

nyarlathotep: "I give her credit"–I thought credit was hard to come by?

BrookeBook: Good one.

ken: palin is doing surprisingly well

Jebson: hahah

ken: and so is biden — nothing too ugly yet

nyarlathotep: "rear that head of abuse"==Putin

BrookeBook: Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Johnny Mac.

Casey: And I’m not even slightly syrprised.

MFK: but she’s not SAYING ANYTHING

Casey: *surprised

BrookeBook: A hot toxic mess!

Casey: Toxic mess on main street.

MFK: main streeters like me

Casey: Isn’t that a Dead lyric?

Casey: Strain meters like me.

ken: biden – mccain said, quote, i’m paraphrasing…

Jebson: palin is doing well, in the sense that she’s doing what she does in all interviews, citing pre-established terms and phrases

BrookeBook: Yes, Joe!!  Readjust the ARMs.

nyarlathotep: is she going to blame eased restrictions for minority loans for the sub-prime crisis?

Jebson: not that rhetoric is limited to one party

MFK: like such as

nyarlathotep: your ticket’s energy ticket versus my energy ticket?

Ethan from x.x.x.166 joined the chat 91 minutes ago

BrookeBook: "east coast pols." take a drink

Casey: I just love that word sub-prime.

Ethan: Heyo!

Jebson: like christian heritage week

Casey: Palin: Tap in to ‘em!

Casey: Yo!

Jebson: Covey, my friend!

nyarlathotep: greetings

BrookeBook: Hi Ethan!  Welcome to our hot toxic mess.

Casey: And so I say, "tap into america!"

Jebson: imbibe the vine

ken: welcome ethan

Ethan: Hey Jebson. Welcome back. Glad you didn’t return to the States in shackles

Casey: Spinal Tap. Old habits die hard.

Ethan: Thanks, everyone. Good snow tonight

Ethan: er, show…

MFK: the question was about the causes

Jebson: I’m glad to share the soil with all of you tonight

MFK: let’s see if she addresses it

Casey: Y’all know each other ‘cept fer Geoff, who is a noble fella and the proprietor of my fave blog. A fellow Marylander, even.

ken: palin – alaska feels the effects of global warming more than any other, but i don’t believe in global warming…

Jebson: that’s a political statement, on my part

Ethan: Way to skirt the question. She is an ace at it…

nyarlathotep: Aw, shucks.

Jebson: Yeah, why would the globe ever warm?

Jebson: ken…

MFK: WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

ken: yes jeb?

ken: i was just quoting palin

Jebson: the globe has a climate, and it changes

BrookeBook: All of the above?  Do he’ll do some cloud seeding, and other experiments?

Casey: Hang on, gotta copy-paste into blog. . .

Ethan: She’s as long-winded as Biden. Except she doesn’t make any fucking sense

nyarlathotep: preserving our hydrocarbons

Casey: pause, fuckers!

MFK: thank you joe

Casey: srsly.

Casey: One sec.

MFK: if you don’t know the cause how are you going to fix it

Casey: k. carry on.

nyarlathotep: Biden seems too tentative. He needs to put on his Meet the Press persona.

Casey: Drill baby drill, she says, gigglingly.

nyarlathotep: people are SOOOO hungry for a good drilling

Casey: Zing!

nyarlathotep: flow those sources into hungry markets!

Casey: she said, drillingly.

nyarlathotep: raping!

MFK: that pipeline that was funded by earmarks?>

Casey: Raping!

Casey: They have to pay for their own kit, tho.

Ethan: Bet Biden couldn’t have said that

Jebson: what about capping vaginal omissions?

Jebson: ooh

Casey: ooh.

Casey: He crosses the sexist line.

Ethan: that’s dirty coal

Jebson: hot damn

Casey: First one over gets a sloppy alaskan blowjob!

Casey: eskimo kisses. . .

BrookeBook: Next Round!

nyarlathotep: GBLT question-here we go!

MFK: gays in the constitution?

Casey: They felt our segue.

Jebson: i love traditions

Casey: Don’t ask, don’t legislate.

MFK: ahhh the wedge issue

MFK: GAY MARRIAGE!

BrookeBook: But she has a gay friend.

nyarlathotep: traditional marriage? Arranged? Or polygamous, like in the Old Testament?

Ethan: she’s skating here

Casey: Named snuffleufagus

Jebson: palin fantasizes about hockey locker-rooms…maybe even dear friends

BrookeBook: She;s "tolerant."

BrookeBook: But she voted against those things as gov.

MFK: I DON"T WANT TO LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED!

Casey: Nylar: who cares, as long as someone gets "stoned" and you burn an ox.

Jebson: these homos are so gay

BrookeBook: That was a doozy.

BrookeBook: My answer is the same as his and it is that I do not.  Wha??

Casey: Iraq. Yawn.

Jebson: exit strategy…are we still talking about gay surges?

MFK: did the crowd start laughing when they went to foreign policy?

Casey: Sooooo 2006.

Ethan: Elect McCain and pretty soon Trig will be able to go to Iraq too!

Casey: MFK: Yes, it seems as tough they did.

nyarlathotep: Mmmmm, pushed hard, hard-pushed surge

MFK: palin says obama voted against funding troops

Jebson: ken, you still around

Jebson: ?

nyarlathotep: premature withdrawal

MFK: early withdrawl??

BrookeBook: No early withdrawal

MFK: it’s been 5 years!

nyarlathotep: oh, snap1

Casey: He’s ot for Palin. Had to hit the boy’s room to "surge."

Casey: *hot

MFK: obama has an actual plan

Ethan: "with all due respect I didn’t hear a plan" zing!

Casey: Obama and Biden only agree copletely on "one thing?"

MFK: let iraq spend their own money!

MFK: that’ll resonate!

nyarlathotep: no credit cards for Iraqis either!

BrookeBook: @ casey I cringed, too.

Casey: Goveror. Umm.

nyarlathotep: um, your plan is a………white flag

MFK: your plan is a white flag of surrender

Casey: er plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq."

Casey: She’s gonna flake. . . . NOW.

Jebson: or a better
idea: use taxpayer dollars to fund overseas wars which will never have
any noticeable effect on any of us. Expand the gov’t, when it’s
appropriate, right?

MFK: who’s talibani?

ken: she is talking faster than she can think

ken: it’s only a matter of time….

MFK: oh holy shit

MFK: she’s freaking out

Casey: drip, drip, drip.

nyarlathotep: don’t waste all your good zings in one answer, Sarah

Jebson: muslim fucker

Jebson: obama, that is

BrookeBook: @ MFK-I’m glad you heard it, too.

nyarlathotep: president of Iraq

nyarlathotep: he’s a Kurd

Jebson: or a hot-footed Bangladesh

Jebson: a riotous Laos

BrookeBook: Feeling palin-esque.

MFK: both are gamechangers

nyarlathotep: they are more than they are not close to getting?

Jebson: a vexing, instable Cambodia

nyarlathotep: Palin-esque? I used Wikipedia

Casey: @MFK: what’s a gamechanger?

Casey: Joe, don’t say madrassas.

BrookeBook: I did, too.  Looks like there’s also a hip-hop guy named Talibani.

MFK: an unstable iraq or a nuclear iran

Casey: Everybody knows that’s where Barry was schooled.

Casey: nookyular.

Ethan: Central war on terror is in Iraq?

Casey: Said it before she did!

Jebson: what’s Iraq?

BrookeBook: She loves the stinking corpse line.

MFK: the castro brothers?

Jebson: she’s also a necrophiliac

Casey: @Ethan: that’s the line they’ve used for the last 6 years. Why drop it now?

BrookeBook: older version of Jonas Bros.

Casey: @Jebson. Indeed.

nyarlathotep: aw, you beat me to it

Jebson: hahah

Jebson: God, I wish I shared the Passion

BrookeBook: can’t we leave kissinger out of one of these?

ken: "women’s rice"

Casey: Ken, have you been mesmerized by her plucky charmz?

MFK: they hate our freedoms

Jebson: like the right to choose…you c…

nyarlathotep: diplomacy–that’s what John McCain and I would engage in also

Casey: @ken: ZING!

nyarlathotep: unless it’s with people we don’t like

Ethan: She is just repeating Bush-isms. Right on down to the pronunciation

ken: anyone else hear that?

Casey: Like Uncle Bens, but with 20% more estrogen.

MFK: nukular

ken: ha

Jebson: Uncle Ben loves women’s rice

Casey: Obama said he’d make Ahmadinejad breakfast. Tat’s different.

nyarlathotep: Talk, talk, Elephant talk

MFK: i haven’t posted because i can’t spell that dude’s name

Casey: @ Nylar: listened to that today, oddly enough. Came up on random.

nyarlathotep: been a while for me Casey.

Jebson: What’s Israel?

MFK: i’m like mccain… ahmak… ahmaduh… ahmadin ain’t gonna work here anymore

nyarlathotep: this outta be good

Ethan: @ Jeb, it

Ethan from x.x.x.166 joined the chat 69 minutes ago

Jebson: Bring on the Reckoning!!!

Jebson: Holy Mt. Zion…success and committment

Casey: "building our embassy also in Jerusalem" coded armageddonite language.

nyarlathotep: I will strive to immanetize the eschaton, ensuring the Rapture

Jebson: is that a neologism, Casey?

Jebson: armageddonite?

Jebson: fucking awesome

ken: a lesson in politics – doesn’t matter what you say, if you say it well

Casey: Def Leppard tune, dude.

Jebson: cicero taught the value of rhetoridc

Jebson: c minus the d

nyarlathotep: Joe is takin’ her to school now

Casey: Joe Elliot taught the value of Rawk.

Jebson: casey, this girl thinks she’s a champ, but she ain’t nothing but a?

Casey: Ice cold.

ken: biden is doing a great job staying aggressive without bullying palin

Jebson: her lips are the most

Jebson: her mouth is like a ghost

nyarlathotep: Joe’s grimace was priceless there

Jebson: i got metal knees

Casey: I’m so encouraged t know that we both love Israel, sez Palin.

MFK: oh i’m so glad we both love israel!

Casey: Wow.

Ethan: This is a big Israeli love fest

Jebson: this bitch ain’t nothing but a raw ramp

MFK: every administration makes blunders

MFK: and other administrations

Casey: What the fuck is she saying? Or "sayin;?"

MFK: she’s not fucking saying anything!!

nyarlathotep: our country comes first in its love of Israel

ken: now he’s going after her

BrookeBook: Feather ruffler!  Sounds annoying.

Casey: Joe: "PAst is prologue, right?"

Casey: Plain:?????

Jebson: bolan’s words, not mine

Ethan: bring it on Joe!

MFK: biden – i haven’t heard how mccain’s policies are going to be different

Casey: *Palin: ???

Casey: Tiger is out of the cage.

Jebson: yes…islam

Jebson: and gayness

Jebson: and danger

MFK: nookyular

Ethan: Bolin’s ghost for president

Casey: nookular

BrookeBook: The be all end all?  Are we back to the rapture?

Jebson: cosmic dancer, indeed

nyarlathotep: nukes are used as a deterrent–until the Bush Doctrine

Jebson: if you insist

nyarlathotep: Brooke you are pointing fingers backward

BrookeBook: I haven’t read one of my notecards!

BrookeBook: I demand to recite!

Ethan: she’s crafting the discussion around her talking points. they must be getting slim

nyarlathotep: Barak-o Bama

Jebson: man, the t-rex was for casey…wasted on him

MFK: we ARE killing civilians!!!

MFK: jesus christ!

MFK: wtf?

MFK: she has no idea!@

nyarlathotep: ok, that was lunacy

Casey: Wasted.

ken: biden is owning her

MFK: biden knows what the general said TODAY that the surge principle won’t work in Afghanisan

Ethan: I made it 57 minutes without a drink%u2014about as long as Biden spent putting up with her shit

Jebson: i could have chained your heart to the stars

MFK: we spend more in 3 weeks in iraq that we’ve spent in 7 yrs in afghanistan

Ethan: Cheers!

Jebson: Ethan, raise your glass!!

nyarlathotep: Kapow!

Jebson: I’m with you, buddy

Ethan: I’ll be forced to hit the flag pin blotter soon

BrookeBook: Audible sigh

nyarlathotep: she’s got some schooling on this Afghan stuff–good recitation

Casey: Yeah, Gore-style.

Jebson: good speech-writers

MFK: oh fuck, biden’s got no answer

Jebson: young pat buchannans

BrookeBook: "anything different but that."  Sentence construction like this makes me crazy.

MFK: score one for palin

Ethan: cramming for the test doesn’t get you to the top of the class

nyarlathotep: he faltered here

Jebson: sleeping with the teacher, however, does

nyarlathotep: Bosniacs!

ken: is this a darfur question?

ken: finally…

Casey: Shocked, Am I.

nyarlathotep: "in don’t have a stomach for genocide when it comes to Darfur" Curious.

Jebson: who the fuck are you, yoda?

Ethan: Nice, Joe. Been in the camps.

Jebson: wars not make one great

Casey: You voted fer the war. Now yer against the war.

MFK: americans are cravin’ that straight talk

Jebson: ah, casey.  You, I shit

Ethan: "Washington outsider" shouldn’t mean "ignorant bitch"

ken: nice ethan

Jebson: alaska is no template

MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!!

MFK: oh by the way, we have energy in alaska

Jebson: it’s an infant

Casey: And the sexist runner up comment goes to. . . . .

MFK: goddamn it, she’s not *$%E*ing saying anything

Casey: You win a snowmachine!

Jebson: a snowblower?

Casey: John McCain actualy was ready to go to war with Iraq two days after 911.

Jebson: oh, that was a jab at couric

nyarlathotep: Is her flag pin a treble clef?

nyarlathotep: Or a dollar sign?

Jebson: "what evil is?"

MFK: palin – the pundits will show who’s right!!!

Casey: "Tomorrow mornin’, the pundits are gonna start doin’ the who said what game. . "

Ethan: It’s bedazzled

Jebson: fuck off

BrookeBook: It’s a crazy combo.  I’ll look for a close-up.

MFK: HAAHAHAHAHA

Jebson: prepare for the pundits…that’s when the fun begins

Casey: She’s an RIAA plant!

Jebson: they sniff for sins, and the fat gets trimmed

ken: biden – selling hope

Jebson: from the dregs to the brim, shed new skin

MFK: biden references bush doctrine

Jebson: i knew it

Casey: I’ll take my hope supersized with a side of fries.

Jebson: drink!

ken: did she just wink?

Jebson: mavericks

MFK: we’re a team of mavericks!!

Casey: What do you expect?A team of Mavericks.

BrookeBook: a pack of wolves!

Jebson: i’ve never been so ashamed of Top Gun

Casey: If she wiggles her nose, she can make shit dissappear.

Ethan: this isn’t Top Gun, it’s running the fucking country

MFK: FAIL

nyarlathotep: My Mom had a 71 Maverick. Hard to steer, gear shift on the column.

MFK: talking about goddamn foreign policy!!!!

MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!

Jebson: the average american family is watching The Klumps right now

Casey: "Gov’t, just get out of my way!"

BrookeBook: Stop mandating on me!

MFK: biden spends a lot of time at home depot

Casey: @ Jebson: You mean this debate?

Jebson: If she’s a maverick, does that make Biden Goose, and if so, should he break his neck whilst ejecting?

Casey: @ MFK: he gets his plugs in the lawncare section.

nyarlathotep: ha

Ethan: or ejaculating

MFK: say it ain’t so joe…

nyarlathotep: dawgonit

MFK: now doggone it!

ken: wow

Jebson: Here’s to Heaven!

Jebson: heaven is a place…

BrookeBook: Her reward is in heaven, right?

Casey: "Her reward is in heaven!

nyarlathotep: Pay me more!

Casey: "

Jebson: where nothing happens

Casey: FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

ken: god makes her smile

BrookeBook: Cause we’ll screw down here.

Casey: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKENSTEIN!

MFK: a shout out!!

Jebson: don’t get me started, you c…

BrookeBook: *her

MFK: wtf are we talking about?

Jebson: education…you nothing of this

Casey: Education: "a little bit lax."

BrookeBook: teachers

MFK: what is happening

Casey: Nylar, you need to take this chick to Booker T.

Jebson: know was supposed to be in between you and nothing

Jebson: education

Jebson: unreal

nyarlathotep: she would love the Book. My kids know more about foreign policy

MFK: burn

Jebson: everyone knows that biblical education is the only REAL education

BrookeBook: They probably know more about coherent statements.

Casey: @ nylar: and economics, I’m sure.

MFK: so is the VP part of the legistlative branch?

MFK: i would lead with his agena

Jebson: into the Bubble of Oblivion

Casey: Not according to her.

nyarlathotep: @Casey–and bad hair extensions

Jebson: McCain tapped her

MFK: special needs VP

MFK: i fucking KNEW IT

Casey: "John Mccain has already tapped me"

MFK: HAHAHAHAHA

nyarlathotep: i bet he has

Ethan: Ha!

BrookeBook: Wheras Palin will be locked in a closet if she makes it to v.

BrookeBook: *vp

MFK: the vp has flexibility

Jebson: flexibility to be tapped by agendas in a flexible position

nyarlathotep: tapping into that position

MFK: is it legislative or executive? who knows?

MFK: it could be one, the other or both

nyarlathotep: partly to be attributed to

MFK: oh btw, i have execuive experience

Jebson: dangerous vice

MFK: HA

MFK: cheney is the most dangerous VP in history

MFK: biden knows what the VP does

Ethan: great line

Jebson: the primary role of the vice president is to be flexible to tapped by agendas

Casey: @MFK. Weird, isn’t it?

nyarlathotep: most dangerous VP since Burr

Casey: and he had a flintlock!

BrookeBook: @ MFK Palin won’t say, Biden says exec: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/palin-wont-say-whether-veep-is-an-executive-post-2008-09-18.html

Jebson: Grab the muzzleloaders

Jebson: here it comes…

Jebson: Play the predictable game

Casey: Her kids are going to college?

Casey: No way Bristol is going to college.

Jebson: anwer the question, goddamn it

BrookeBook: We didn’t have health insurance, and you shouldn’t either.

nyarlathotep: worldview=America is that nation of exceptionalism?

Casey: @brookebook: yep.

Jebson: and bullshit rhetoric

nyarlathotep: a perfect idyll?

Jebson: "good"

Jebson: discourse theory 101

BrookeBook: empty words

Jebson: no such thing

Casey: The era of American exeptionalism is fini.

MFK: experienc,e mom,
energy regulator, son in the war, college bills, todd, special needs,
kitchen table, payin for healthcare, i share a worldview that we are
anation of exceptionalism reagan says we’re a beacon of hope, not
perfect but perfect democracy tolerance equalrights force for good
share with mccain track record reform good team good ticket

Jebson: exactly, brooke

ken: free preventative health care = exercise and a healthy diet

Casey: Nice BS words, though.

BrookeBook: @ Ken If you’re LUCKY

Jebson: exercise? what?

Jebson: hahahaha

Jebson: prevent this….

Casey: Nice. The REAL Joe Sixpack.

Jebson: finger up your ass

MFK: my house is my TOTAL investment

nyarlathotep: Biden tearing up–it’ll sell!

MFK: well you can’t even blame him

Jebson: loose change

MFK: he lost a kid

MFK: drink!

Jebson: Drink!!!!

Jebson: that means she said maverick, again

Casey: And a wife.

Jebson: drink!!!

MFK: get the job done

Ethan: again!

MFK: i’m so wasted

Casey: Maverick TM

nyarlathotep: really prompt up to?

Jebson: speech-writers

Ethan: she’s flubbing this…

Jebson: greed and corruption

MFK: she is not saying a goddamn thing

Jebson: hahahahahahahahaha

BrookeBook: He IS the man that we need to leave.  Nice slip.

MFK: oh my god

Jebson: now i love biden

Jebson: drink!!!

Casey: Democrats, Republicans? Who? Huh?

nyarlathotep: Yeah, but nobody cares if she says nothing. They care if she makes BIG mistakes.

nyarlathotep: Go Joe

MFK: biden – john mccain is no maverick

Casey: @nylar: EXACTLY.

Casey: But you can

BrookeBook: He left out the sad children.

Casey: can’t put the Couric interview back in the bottle.

MFK: but she is NOT SAYING ANYTHING

Casey: PRESS CONFERENCE>

MFK: she is just talking

MFK: it’s like bad elevator music

Jebson: now he’s combatting the rhetoric

ken: my roommate just said she is really surprised by palin

MFK: you hear it but you don’t

Casey: We need a fucking open press conference, like any REAL politician would ave to face on th national stage.

nyarlathotep: bad elevator music lasted for DECADES

Jebson: maverick, he is

Casey: Nice. LIHEAP.

BrookeBook: Joe s raising the real questions, now.

Ethan: Joe is fired up. Saying what Obama can’t

Jebson: surprised that she knows how to memorize words?

ken: not sure — she isnt politcally involved but impressed by palin’s tone

MFK: bork!

Jebson: political ploy, she is

MFK: the best word of the night!

Jebson: a cheap one…and it’s clearly working

BrookeBook: a relation of the swedish chef

nyarlathotep: bork–the other white meat

Jebson: recitation is easy

BrookeBook: not for her

Jebson: and again, vermont is more difficult to govern than alaska

nyarlathotep: @brooke-ha Swedish Chef

MFK: like such as

Jebson: she was hand-picked as a tactic, or strategy, to pander to a specific sort

ken: absolutely

BrookeBook: she makes it sound like she’ll melt from the elitism when she steps foot in DC.  Why does she want to be here?

Jebson: so in terms of pure politics…brilliant

ken: i agree

Jebson: yeah

Casey: @brookebook: And she would.

nyarlathotep: good story about Helms–I never knew it ’til I read his obit

MFK: i’ve never quesitoned their motive, i’ve questioned their judgement

ken: dems want a smarty, and biden is fact man

Jebson: I think she wants to join the Moose lodge

nyarlathotep: i need never hear that "walk the walk" shit again

Casey: walkie-talkie!

MFK: she appointed a high school friend to head agriculutre dpt because she loved cows!!!

BrookeBook: diverse?  Oh, right, bcs your MIL is on record for obama

Jebson: what funds wars?

Jebson: government spending

Jebson: increased

Jebson: fuck these double standards

MFK: good

Casey: @ ken, Jebson: Disagree. She’ll tank this ticket yet. Only shores up their religious base.

MFK: HAHAHAHAHAH

Casey: Shores up ours, too!

MFK: she’s being FILTERED!

Casey: "I like being able to answer the tough questions without being filtered by the MSM."

nyarlathotep: she said middle class

Jebson: sorry, i’m deeply pessimistic

MFK: I’m MIDDLE CLASS

Casey: HOW BOUT THAT FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE, THEN?

Ethan: Yeah, Couric actually edited out all the brilliance

ken: no way, this is a brilliant performance by palin

Jebson: what freedom?

MFK: Reagan

Casey: @ken: this is what she does.

Casey: She’s a fucking spokesmodel.

Casey: t’s too late for the McCain ticket.

Jebson: this is what she does, buddy…but it works

ken: i thought she would have a meltdown

BrookeBook: Ugh.

MFK: mccain is the only one who has EVER fought for you

Jebson: it makes me very humiliated to have a human brain, but it will work

MFK: =biden – we are in a HOLE

BrookeBook: FUNdamental change.  It won;t be that bad!

ken: biden looks boring next to her, and america hates boring

Casey: @ken: yeah, good thing ther’s the top of the ticket, huh?

ken: ha

ken: hence the close race

Jebson: Palin is a raw ramp, but humans have a bad track record

MFK: biden is great!

nyarlathotep: unfortunately if she doesn’t have a catastrophic fuck-up tonight, she wins. I don’t think she had one.

Casey: America’s next top model.

MFK: and that’s all she wrote

ken: palin wins

Ethan: at least Biden got the chance to get in the final word

MFK: fail!

Jebson: they’ll elect those two, just watch

MFK: FAIL!

MFK: she didn’t say a goddamn thing

Casey: @Ken: Not that cloe anymore, pal. Seen the state-by-state lately?

Casey: FLA: blue

Casey: MI: blue

BrookeBook: @nyar agreed, unfortunately.

Casey: OH: blue

Jebson: holy shit, couric’s commentary was great

Casey: PA: Blue

Casey: VA: Ble

Jebson: "palin didn’t embarrass herself."

BrookeBook: Couric did comm?

Casey: Bleu!

ken: what’s that effect called?

MFK: she didn’t say ANYTHING

Casey: Bradley.

MFK: msnbc: she was folksy

ken: think it will come into play?

Casey: And it will be WAY less relevant this year.

Casey: These are LIKELY voters.

nyarlathotep: she was more rhetorical than specific–Gregory

Casey: Think about the Dem registration this year. UNPRECEDENTED.

nyarlathotep: think about Dibold–

Casey: They aren’t
counted in poling, because they aren’t an accurate mean, as they’ve
never voted before and are therefore statistically unreliable.

Casey: But they’re coming.

BrookeBook: @ nyar hate to think about diebold

Jebson: seriously, thisrli

Jebson from x.x.x.230 joined the chat 27 minutes ago

MFK: matthews: Biden says that cheney is the most dangerous person in the history of america

BrookeBook: Prefer to think about the uncounted new voters

MFK: that she was filterd

Jebson: seriously, this girl dodged a lot of questiojns

nyarlathotep: paper ballots!

MFK: matthews: pailin – I’m not going to answer THAT question

nyarlathotep: vote by mail!

BrookeBook: But no butterflies

Casey: @ Jeb: yep.

ken: i thought the dems would represent in ’04

ken: big disappointment there

Casey: @MFK: yep, yep.

MFK: gregory – not a lot of nuance

BrookeBook: mail is prone to manipulation

Casey: @ken: WTF are you talking about? It’s ggonna be a weep!

Jebson: But, this is purely representative of young, brilliant, politically-minded scamps who know the power of certain words

Casey: weep

Casey: sweep

Casey: Wow.

nyarlathotep: Brooke–true, dat

MFK: ha! she just passed off her baby

Jebson: I love the pundit commentary

Jebson: I could do this as well as any of these whore

Jebson: s

Casey: @Jebson: you’re watching FOX, right?

MFK: point though… she didnt’ say a goddamn thing

BrookeBook: But paper ballots are all we have until diebold et al are proven trsutworthy

ken: casey, i wouldn’t be so sure

Jebson: no, i’m on cbs with couric

MFK: she was non-answer lady

ken: really, who thought bush would come as close as he did to winning in ’04?

Jebson: is that her family?  what is she, a fucking mormom?

Jebson: n

Jebson: i type too fast, goddamn it

nyarlathotep: I read
terrifying articles in Harpers and the NYRB recently about Dems who
won’t tell pollsters that they will never vote for a black person, but
who fail to vote for a black person–it’s a 7% gap every time

MFK: lieberman talking up palin on cbs

Jebson: birth control, my lass.

BrookeBook: I like mormom

MFK: fuck that guy

Jebson: or moron

Casey: @ken: I did.

MFK: lieberman says that palin hit a home run

nyarlathotep: I’m not as confident as Casey. I’m confident, hopeful, and terrified

Casey: @ken: this year is way diff. Barry wold have a 20 point lead if he wasn’t black with an A-Rab sounding name.

Jebson: i have no confidence, I’m afraid

ken: ha i won’t doubt that

Casey: @nylar: well that’s my particular admixture, too.

MFK: mccaskill says that there were no mistakes but no different than bush

Jebson: No specifics at all

BrookeBook: and no direct answers

MFK: no answers!!

nyarlathotep: I’m too close to lots of folks in rural MD/PA. MD will go Obama, but states like PA might not, despite current polls

Jebson: Ultimately, I
feel that our political system has become like Comedy Central. Stewart
and Colbert are in the public eye, but the writers are rolling the shit

ken: who cares about answers anyway

MFK: biden actually answered questions

Casey: @nylar: yea, that’s gotta be tough on the psyche.

MFK: cbs has an uncommitted voters room

BrookeBook: uncle Pat’s on at msnbc

Jebson: our candidates have become camera-pandering sex-workers standing with smiles in the windows of red-lights

Casey: Fuck Pat Buchanan in his grisly ear.

MFK: and there are like, 7 people ih it

nyarlathotep: Pat B–one of the early and most reasonable critics of the Iraq war. Oh, God.

BrookeBook: duking it out with Rachel.  She pulverizes him.

Casey: @nylar: I know. A true paleo-conservative.

Casey: Rachel" Boring but right v. exciting and wrong.

nyarlathotep: I heart Maddow

ken: lieberman – "tonight she showed confidence, competence… common sense"

ken: haha

Casey: most adorable lesbian in america TM

Jebson: dude

nyarlathotep: let ‘em know my track record–I got a 32 in the 200 meters.

BrookeBook: CBS is doing the scientific control knob test of undecideds

nyarlathotep: @Casey–I thought that was Lohan

ken: @ casey that about sums it up

Jebson: boy, if it weren’t for alcohol….

Casey: @nylar: ZING!

MFK: cbs = undecided voters favor obama

MFK: all 7 of em

Jebson: You think I’d be nasty right now

Casey: Linday Lohan would be straight?

ken: i’m an undecided favoring obama

Jebson: what happened to Covey?

Jebson: ken, favor away

Ethan: I’m here!

Casey: @ken: this is your confessional. Let it al out, my son.

Jebson: be realistic…undecided makes no sense

nyarlathotep: switching to CNN–Biden wins

MFK: white flag of surrender line is epic fail among undecided

Jebson: EC!

Jebson: MFC

Jebson: Brooke!

Jebson: Ken!

MFK: all the undecided voters are fat and dumb

Jebson: Casey!

ken: i just feel so alone… like nobody understands me

Jebson: Geoff!

Jebson: Ken!

Jebson: Fuck yeah!

BrookeBook: @ Jeb-emergency contraception?

ken: then obama spoke…

Casey: Who the hell is MFC?

Jebson: no, i just came all over the keypad

Casey: nky.

Casey: Drunky.

ken: and spoke to my heart, AND my mind!

Casey: KFC.

MFK: too many ‘mavericks’

MFK: i’m wasted

Jebson: yes, matty

Ethan: I want to be

Jebson: so am i

Jebson: el vino did flow

Casey: This is awesome. Jeb is virtual-drunk and obnoxious!

Ethan: damn, i started too late

Jebson: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFK: duuude

Jebson: Imagine if we rented out some hall for this

MFK: no fair mixing drinking games with debates

BrookeBook: @ Jeb-nice david brent impression

Jebson: Debate this…

Jebson: yes!

ken: nice catch brooke

Jebson: next stop, drunkenness

ken: mccain wants to leave the wheelchair girl in the stairwell

Casey: Ha!

Jebson: it’s just a drill

Jebson: if it were real life…

Casey: Free Love on the Free Love Freeway.

BrookeBook: She’s dead!

Jebson: do you really want to take it there?

ken: …racial…

BrookeBook: Nah.

Ethan: CNN has resorted to ‘raise your hand’ polls. Amaze

Jebson: She’s the serpent, who guards the gates of hell

ken: haha

ken: my favorite line

Jebson: space man came down…

nyarlathotep: Did you see the McCain supporter’s response on CNN? Whew!

Jebson: damn it

BrookeBook: Missed it

Jebson: what’s politics?

BrookeBook: @nyar what happened?

nyarlathotep: She made palin sound precies

Jebson: I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now color-blind

ken: so looks like the analysts say biden won it?

nyarlathotep: that should say Precise

MFK: wow

MFK: it’ll be interested how this  is spun

ken: i don’t believe it

nyarlathotep: "I think she really showed how she was a person and allowed to convince me that she was the aptitude of vice things and stuff"

ken: the analysts are smarter than average americans

ken: well, most of them

Ethan: she had crazy eyes

Jebson: hungry eyes

BrookeBook: Kit Bond took his blackberry (which McC invented) and watched the debate live and on screen at the same time.

nyarlathotep: She had her father’s eyes

BrookeBook: Kit Bond needs dentures.

Casey: Vie Things.

Casey: Vice Things.

Casey: On Vice Records.

Jebson: How can Palin be an OUTSIDER?

Jebson: pundits today..

Casey: Cause she can see Russia. X-Men are outsiders.

Ethan: @ Jeb, when she’s so dumb…

Jebson: Ethan, very sexist.

Ethan: Fuck it, I’m moving abroad even IF Obama wins

ken: anyway, vote no to universal health care

Jebson: Hasn’t she read that Wilson book?

Jebson: far from outsider, if you ask me

Jebson: vote yes to universal health care

Jebson: it’s the only thing that matters in this world

Jebson: then we can actually enjoy life

Jebson: with others…what?

Casey: @Ethan: Good plan.

ken: and i know that’s difficult to do

Jebson: never move abroad

Jebson: that’s cowardly

Casey: So Jeb. . . Did Sarah Palin "Pass the Test?"

Jebson: She sharpened the pencil, but broke the lead

Jebson: technically, graphite

Casey: Never move a broad. SEXIST!

Jebson: hahahah

Ethan: HA!

nyarlathotep: love it AND leave it!


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Casey Rae-Hunter is a musician, public policy wonk and the editor/publisher of The Contrarian Media. An in-demand speaker, he gives frequent talks at conferences and campuses on issues at the intersection of creativity, technology, policy and law, and is a go-to source for major media outlets from NPR to the New York Times. Casey works alongside leaders in the music, arts and performance sectors to bolster understanding of and engagement in key policy and technology issues, and has written dozens of articles on the impact of technology on the creative community. Casey is an adjunct professor at Georgetown University and the Deputy Director for Future of Music Coalition. He also serves on the Board of Directors of the Media & Democracy Coalition and the National Alliance for Media Arts and Culture. The Contrarian does not necessarily represent the views of the organizations to which he belongs.



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