Here we are, the dream we all dreamed of. Boy vs. Girl, in the world series of love:

Jebson: I hope the wine is flowing tonight, my friends

Casey: Here we go!

BrookeBook: trickling.

Jebson: Yah!

BrookeBook: Enought with the foreplay.

BrookeBook: *enough

Casey: %u0420%u0435%u043A%u043B%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u0432 %u0438%u043D%u0442%u0435%u0440%u043D%u0435%u0442%u0435

Casey: I tried to cut-paste Russian.

Casey: Didn’t work.

Jebson: communist transmission

ken from x.x.x.93 joined the chat 119 minutes ago

BrookeBook: Ken.  We missed you.

Jebson: we need the johnson

ken: drum roll

Casey: Fuckin’ yay!

Casey: I was just talkin’ trash about you.

nyarlathotep from x.x.x.49 joined the chat 119 minutes ago

BrookeBook: OOHHH she chose her own questions.

Casey: Big Gov’t is in da HOUSE!

Casey: Ah, Blog-Sothoth.

Jebson: hey joe

Casey: Welcome.

nyarlathotep: I’ve never done this before–I promise no untoward outbursts

BrookeBook: Hi geoff.

BrookeBook: Just read about your atrocious day.

Casey: Oh, we encourage them.

Jebson: hey, buddy

Casey: Someone’s gonna get arrested for sure.

Casey: MFK, you keepin’ score?

nyarlathotep: hello–this might make up for a bad day

Casey: Biden talks about the "excess of dereg."

Casey: No more evidence needed.

MFK: biden says dems in a difficult spot, but obama has criteria

BrookeBook: I wonder what props they’ll have.

Casey: Prop Joe.

MFK: boobs

BrookeBook: Sorry-last chat joke about the bracelets.

Jebson: a giant gavel

Jebson: good time

Casey: Palin speaks!

ken: right for the juggler

Casey: Palin: Has it been a good time or bad time?

Jebson: or ask the child

ken: invoking parents

BrookeBook: Oh, getting homey already.

Casey: Soccer!

Casey: Fear!

MFK: soccer games

Casey: Investment!

Casey: Takin’ hits!

ken: poor girl – her voice is shaky

nyarlathotep: Thanks for the bankrupcy bill, Joe. Way to protect MBNA. Now take Palin out

Casey: John McCain is pshin’ fer reform.

Jebson: don’t worry…she has good speech-writers

Casey: Her whole candidacy is shaky.

MFK: talking points

MFK: dammit

BrookeBook: Her flag pin is bigger than his.

Casey: Always with the Biden credit cards.

Casey: I gotta look into that.

Casey: But I LOVE Joe!

Casey: Me so confused.

nyarlathotep: ME TOO. His plugs look good tonight

MFK: heh

Casey: The Plug thug.

MFK: started to answer but just wants to duke it out

Casey: Repeating jokes already. I’m ashamed f myself.

nyarlathotep: they’re looking right at each other!

Jebson: wink at me one more time

MFK: wink?!?

Casey: I bet they make out.

ken: team of mavericks!

MFK: she’s not actually saying anything is she?

Casey: A whole feleet.

Casey: *fleet.

nyarlathotep: Voting against Bush=love of country. Sorry, Sarah

Jebson: jesus fucking christ

BrookeBook: She can’t keep up with the tense and number in her sentences.

Casey: Pain: Get down to gettin’ down!

Casey: To business, that is.

MFK: Americans craving something NEW AND DIFFERENT!!!

MFK: hahahahah

ken: you don’t love your country nyarla?

MFK: yer darn right!

Jebson: Flush the demons away!

Casey: Darn right it was the predator lenders.

nyarlathotep: I do indeed. Voting with the opposition party the last few years 94% of the time IS putting country first

MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!

MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!

BrookeBook: I don’t think it was deception.  It was willful ignorance.

Casey: The Alien Vs. Predator lenders, even.

ken: hockey moms, blah blah blah

ken: she’s not actually saying anything

Jebson: speech-writers, dude. Speech-writers

MFK: god it’s driving me nuts

MFK: what is she saying?

Casey: Entities.

ken: this is good right here thouhg

Jebson: hockey mom, maverick, small-town, americans

ken: take responsibility

MFK: blame the people

ken: live withing your means

Casey: She sounds like Jimmy Carter.

Casey: Put on a sweater!

ken: end the instant gratification culture

nyarlathotep: lecture from the nanny state

ken: the american people have a problem too

MFK: we KNOW american people have a problem

Casey: John McCain=good man. Enough.

ken: liberals never admit the people share responsibility

BrookeBook: Go, Joe!  McC is the deregulator=architect of crisis.

Jebson: Man, I wish that guy’s name was Joey Shanko

Casey: Ooh, tying health dereg with financial dereg.

MFK: good line

Casey: Nice, Joe.

BrookeBook: @ Ken, I jsut did.

MFK: what?

BrookeBook: *just

MFK: i’d like to respond about the tax increases

Casey: I love that band Architect of Crisis.

nyarlathotep: the adorableness! "darn right"

Casey: Aren’t they form Norway?

ken: true but youre not a politician yet brooke

BrookeBook: "huckuva"

BrookeBook: just you wait.

Jebson: what triggers this gov’t growth?

Casey: My belly.

MFK: is there ANYTHING to that figure?

ken: snap

Jebson: impossible ideals and homegrown hypocrisy

Casey: She’s got a nice figure, whatchoo talkin’ bout?

Jebson: what bullshit

BrookeBook: Wow.  He’s mixing it up.

Casey: Like a policy DJ.

Jebson: so fucking easy in a small town

Casey: She’s talkin’ straight.

Casey: Droppin some Wasilla science.

MFK: she’s not saying ANYTHING!!!!

Casey: How much of this is baldface lies?

Jebson: alaska ain’t the US

nyarlathotep: I may not answer the question the way you and Ifill would like–meaning "truthfully"

BrookeBook: Oh, my.  "I may not answer your questions the way you want."  You mean, sensibly?

Jebson: and the US is no small town

BrookeBook: jinx.

nyarlathotep: sorry to step on your line Brooke

Casey: You lose a point, is all.

BrookeBook: I think I stepped on yours.

Casey: Stop saying jinx!

MFK: 300 million billion????

nyarlathotep: "Different values set"–nice

ken: super wealthy don’t pay taxes

Casey: Ken, you believe that crazy corporate welfare stuff?

Casey: Yay!

Casey: He gets it!

ken: corporate tax is an illusion

Casey: Offshore shelters!

ken: it’s a way to manipulate people for votes and tax them throught the back door

nyarlathotep: yeah, because nobody pays any corporate tax

BrookeBook: They’re smirking at each other.

Casey: Back door.

MFK: I"M MIDDLE CLASS

ken: corporations don’t pay tax unless they are going under

MFK: details?

ken: if the are breaking even, or turning a profit, who is paying the tax?

BrookeBook: She learned "details."

ken: not them

Casey: Gov, are you interested in defending Senator McCain’s healthcare plan?

Jebson: selective taxes, that’s all

BrookeBook: Ken, she made your argument.

Jebson: war is worthy

MFK: this is all bullshit

Casey: Artificiallines between states, sez Palin.

ken: i know, i just cheered

Casey: Artificiallines.

nyarlathotep: actually, I’d trust anyone to run the health care system that isn’t putting profit first

Jebson: hahahh

Casey: Artificial lines

Jebson: exxon-mobil…props, brother ken

MFK: john will tax your benefits to offset his health plan

ken: biden is wielding facts

ken: snap!

BrookeBook: Raise the spectre of dropped health care, joe.  Good one.

MFK: mccain’s healthcare plan is the ultimate bridge to nowhere

Jebson: I agree MFK

ken: thanks for documenting that mfk

nyarlathotep: at least one bridge is being repaired in the US

ken: could be the soundbite of the evening

Casey: You’re no Kennedy.

Casey: Blah, blah.

Jebson: education?  what possibly could oneany use learned for?

nyarlathotep: caricatured/characterozed/characterized

MFK: tax shelters are unpatriotic

Casey: Offshore, sez Joe.

Casey: I call that unpatriotic!

MFK: john mccain doesn’t RUN

Casey: We’re on it, kids. . .

Jebson: like seagal in On Deadly Ground

MFK: palin says that obama voted for tax breaks for oil companies

Casey: you know what I had to do in alaska?

MFK: stop dropping your damn g’s!

nyarlathotep: "bless their hearts"

Jebson: club baby seals?

Casey: ake on those big oil companies, sez Palin

Casey: she didn’t win Miss Congeniality in AK.

Casey: Oh, wait.

MFK: not every state has oil money to hand out

Casey: Not every state is COMPLETELY supported by my tax dollars.

Jebson: I’m in an energy producing state, to be honest

MFK: what will you do that is right though?

BrookeBook: I haven’t promised much of anything

MFK: she’s just talking but not saying anything

Casey: Yeah, but she hasn’t lost her footing yet.

BrookeBook: True.

Casey: But we knew this going in.

Jebson: it’s an effective tactic, mfk

nyarlathotep: she’s better than Bush was in any of his debates

Jebson: or is it a strategy?

Casey: Sarah Barracuda!

BrookeBook: She looks like she’s int he middle of a moose hunt.

BrookeBook: Her eyes come alive.

Jebson: brooke, you’re such a sexist

BrookeBook: I thought I was being patronizing.

Jebson: matronizing

nyarlathotep: "I give her credit"–I thought credit was hard to come by?

BrookeBook: Good one.

ken: palin is doing surprisingly well

Jebson: hahah

ken: and so is biden — nothing too ugly yet

nyarlathotep: "rear that head of abuse"==Putin

BrookeBook: Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Johnny Mac.

Casey: And I’m not even slightly syrprised.

MFK: but she’s not SAYING ANYTHING

Casey: *surprised

BrookeBook: A hot toxic mess!

Casey: Toxic mess on main street.

MFK: main streeters like me

Casey: Isn’t that a Dead lyric?

Casey: Strain meters like me.

ken: biden – mccain said, quote, i’m paraphrasing…

Jebson: palin is doing well, in the sense that she’s doing what she does in all interviews, citing pre-established terms and phrases

BrookeBook: Yes, Joe!!  Readjust the ARMs.

nyarlathotep: is she going to blame eased restrictions for minority loans for the sub-prime crisis?

Jebson: not that rhetoric is limited to one party

MFK: like such as

nyarlathotep: your ticket’s energy ticket versus my energy ticket?

Ethan from x.x.x.166 joined the chat 91 minutes ago

BrookeBook: "east coast pols." take a drink

Casey: I just love that word sub-prime.

Ethan: Heyo!

Jebson: like christian heritage week

Casey: Palin: Tap in to ‘em!

Casey: Yo!

Jebson: Covey, my friend!

nyarlathotep: greetings

BrookeBook: Hi Ethan!  Welcome to our hot toxic mess.

Casey: And so I say, "tap into america!"

Jebson: imbibe the vine

ken: welcome ethan

Ethan: Hey Jebson. Welcome back. Glad you didn’t return to the States in shackles

Casey: Spinal Tap. Old habits die hard.

Ethan: Thanks, everyone. Good snow tonight

Ethan: er, show…

MFK: the question was about the causes

Jebson: I’m glad to share the soil with all of you tonight

MFK: let’s see if she addresses it

Casey: Y’all know each other ‘cept fer Geoff, who is a noble fella and the proprietor of my fave blog. A fellow Marylander, even.

ken: palin – alaska feels the effects of global warming more than any other, but i don’t believe in global warming…

Jebson: that’s a political statement, on my part

Ethan: Way to skirt the question. She is an ace at it…

nyarlathotep: Aw, shucks.

Jebson: Yeah, why would the globe ever warm?

Jebson: ken…

MFK: WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

ken: yes jeb?

ken: i was just quoting palin

Jebson: the globe has a climate, and it changes

BrookeBook: All of the above?  Do he’ll do some cloud seeding, and other experiments?

Casey: Hang on, gotta copy-paste into blog. . .

Ethan: She’s as long-winded as Biden. Except she doesn’t make any fucking sense

nyarlathotep: preserving our hydrocarbons

Casey: pause, fuckers!

MFK: thank you joe

Casey: srsly.

Casey: One sec.

MFK: if you don’t know the cause how are you going to fix it

Casey: k. carry on.

nyarlathotep: Biden seems too tentative. He needs to put on his Meet the Press persona.

Casey: Drill baby drill, she says, gigglingly.

nyarlathotep: people are SOOOO hungry for a good drilling

Casey: Zing!

nyarlathotep: flow those sources into hungry markets!

Casey: she said, drillingly.

nyarlathotep: raping!

MFK: that pipeline that was funded by earmarks?>

Casey: Raping!

Casey: They have to pay for their own kit, tho.

Ethan: Bet Biden couldn’t have said that

Jebson: what about capping vaginal omissions?

Jebson: ooh

Casey: ooh.

Casey: He crosses the sexist line.

Ethan: that’s dirty coal

Jebson: hot damn

Casey: First one over gets a sloppy alaskan blowjob!

Casey: eskimo kisses. . .

BrookeBook: Next Round!

nyarlathotep: GBLT question-here we go!

MFK: gays in the constitution?

Casey: They felt our segue.

Jebson: i love traditions

Casey: Don’t ask, don’t legislate.

MFK: ahhh the wedge issue

MFK: GAY MARRIAGE!

BrookeBook: But she has a gay friend.

nyarlathotep: traditional marriage? Arranged? Or polygamous, like in the Old Testament?

Ethan: she’s skating here

Casey: Named snuffleufagus

Jebson: palin fantasizes about hockey locker-rooms…maybe even dear friends

BrookeBook: She;s "tolerant."

BrookeBook: But she voted against those things as gov.

MFK: I DON"T WANT TO LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED!

Casey: Nylar: who cares, as long as someone gets "stoned" and you burn an ox.

Jebson: these homos are so gay

BrookeBook: That was a doozy.

BrookeBook: My answer is the same as his and it is that I do not.  Wha??

Casey: Iraq. Yawn.

Jebson: exit strategy…are we still talking about gay surges?

MFK: did the crowd start laughing when they went to foreign policy?

Casey: Sooooo 2006.

Ethan: Elect McCain and pretty soon Trig will be able to go to Iraq too!

Casey: MFK: Yes, it seems as tough they did.

nyarlathotep: Mmmmm, pushed hard, hard-pushed surge

MFK: palin says obama voted against funding troops

Jebson: ken, you still around

Jebson: ?

nyarlathotep: premature withdrawal

MFK: early withdrawl??

BrookeBook: No early withdrawal

MFK: it’s been 5 years!

nyarlathotep: oh, snap1

Casey: He’s ot for Palin. Had to hit the boy’s room to "surge."

Casey: *hot

MFK: obama has an actual plan

Ethan: "with all due respect I didn’t hear a plan" zing!

Casey: Obama and Biden only agree copletely on "one thing?"

MFK: let iraq spend their own money!

MFK: that’ll resonate!

nyarlathotep: no credit cards for Iraqis either!

BrookeBook: @ casey I cringed, too.

Casey: Goveror. Umm.

nyarlathotep: um, your plan is a………white flag

MFK: your plan is a white flag of surrender

Casey: er plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq."

Casey: She’s gonna flake. . . . NOW.

Jebson: or a better
idea: use taxpayer dollars to fund overseas wars which will never have
any noticeable effect on any of us. Expand the gov’t, when it’s
appropriate, right?

MFK: who’s talibani?

ken: she is talking faster than she can think

ken: it’s only a matter of time….

MFK: oh holy shit

MFK: she’s freaking out

Casey: drip, drip, drip.

nyarlathotep: don’t waste all your good zings in one answer, Sarah

Jebson: muslim fucker

Jebson: obama, that is

BrookeBook: @ MFK-I’m glad you heard it, too.

nyarlathotep: president of Iraq

nyarlathotep: he’s a Kurd

Jebson: or a hot-footed Bangladesh

Jebson: a riotous Laos

BrookeBook: Feeling palin-esque.

MFK: both are gamechangers

nyarlathotep: they are more than they are not close to getting?

Jebson: a vexing, instable Cambodia

nyarlathotep: Palin-esque? I used Wikipedia

Casey: @MFK: what’s a gamechanger?

Casey: Joe, don’t say madrassas.

BrookeBook: I did, too.  Looks like there’s also a hip-hop guy named Talibani.

MFK: an unstable iraq or a nuclear iran

Casey: Everybody knows that’s where Barry was schooled.

Casey: nookyular.

Ethan: Central war on terror is in Iraq?

Casey: Said it before she did!

Jebson: what’s Iraq?

BrookeBook: She loves the stinking corpse line.

MFK: the castro brothers?

Jebson: she’s also a necrophiliac

Casey: @Ethan: that’s the line they’ve used for the last 6 years. Why drop it now?

BrookeBook: older version of Jonas Bros.

Casey: @Jebson. Indeed.

nyarlathotep: aw, you beat me to it

Jebson: hahah

Jebson: God, I wish I shared the Passion

BrookeBook: can’t we leave kissinger out of one of these?

ken: "women’s rice"

Casey: Ken, have you been mesmerized by her plucky charmz?

MFK: they hate our freedoms

Jebson: like the right to choose…you c…

nyarlathotep: diplomacy–that’s what John McCain and I would engage in also

Casey: @ken: ZING!

nyarlathotep: unless it’s with people we don’t like

Ethan: She is just repeating Bush-isms. Right on down to the pronunciation

ken: anyone else hear that?

Casey: Like Uncle Bens, but with 20% more estrogen.

MFK: nukular

ken: ha

Jebson: Uncle Ben loves women’s rice

Casey: Obama said he’d make Ahmadinejad breakfast. Tat’s different.

nyarlathotep: Talk, talk, Elephant talk

MFK: i haven’t posted because i can’t spell that dude’s name

Casey: @ Nylar: listened to that today, oddly enough. Came up on random.

nyarlathotep: been a while for me Casey.

Jebson: What’s Israel?

MFK: i’m like mccain… ahmak… ahmaduh… ahmadin ain’t gonna work here anymore

nyarlathotep: this outta be good

Ethan: @ Jeb, it

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Jebson: Bring on the Reckoning!!!

Jebson: Holy Mt. Zion…success and committment

Casey: "building our embassy also in Jerusalem" coded armageddonite language.

nyarlathotep: I will strive to immanetize the eschaton, ensuring the Rapture

Jebson: is that a neologism, Casey?

Jebson: armageddonite?

Jebson: fucking awesome

ken: a lesson in politics – doesn’t matter what you say, if you say it well

Casey: Def Leppard tune, dude.

Jebson: cicero taught the value of rhetoridc

Jebson: c minus the d

nyarlathotep: Joe is takin’ her to school now

Casey: Joe Elliot taught the value of Rawk.

Jebson: casey, this girl thinks she’s a champ, but she ain’t nothing but a?

Casey: Ice cold.

ken: biden is doing a great job staying aggressive without bullying palin

Jebson: her lips are the most

Jebson: her mouth is like a ghost

nyarlathotep: Joe’s grimace was priceless there

Jebson: i got metal knees

Casey: I’m so encouraged t know that we both love Israel, sez Palin.

MFK: oh i’m so glad we both love israel!

Casey: Wow.

Ethan: This is a big Israeli love fest

Jebson: this bitch ain’t nothing but a raw ramp

MFK: every administration makes blunders

MFK: and other administrations

Casey: What the fuck is she saying? Or "sayin;?"

MFK: she’s not fucking saying anything!!

nyarlathotep: our country comes first in its love of Israel

ken: now he’s going after her

BrookeBook: Feather ruffler!  Sounds annoying.

Casey: Joe: "PAst is prologue, right?"

Casey: Plain:?????

Jebson: bolan’s words, not mine

Ethan: bring it on Joe!

MFK: biden – i haven’t heard how mccain’s policies are going to be different

Casey: *Palin: ???

Casey: Tiger is out of the cage.

Jebson: yes…islam

Jebson: and gayness

Jebson: and danger

MFK: nookyular

Ethan: Bolin’s ghost for president

Casey: nookular

BrookeBook: The be all end all?  Are we back to the rapture?

Jebson: cosmic dancer, indeed

nyarlathotep: nukes are used as a deterrent–until the Bush Doctrine

Jebson: if you insist

nyarlathotep: Brooke you are pointing fingers backward

BrookeBook: I haven’t read one of my notecards!

BrookeBook: I demand to recite!

Ethan: she’s crafting the discussion around her talking points. they must be getting slim

nyarlathotep: Barak-o Bama

Jebson: man, the t-rex was for casey…wasted on him

MFK: we ARE killing civilians!!!

MFK: jesus christ!

MFK: wtf?

MFK: she has no idea!@

nyarlathotep: ok, that was lunacy

Casey: Wasted.

ken: biden is owning her

MFK: biden knows what the general said TODAY that the surge principle won’t work in Afghanisan

Ethan: I made it 57 minutes without a drink%u2014about as long as Biden spent putting up with her shit

Jebson: i could have chained your heart to the stars

MFK: we spend more in 3 weeks in iraq that we’ve spent in 7 yrs in afghanistan

Ethan: Cheers!

Jebson: Ethan, raise your glass!!

nyarlathotep: Kapow!

Jebson: I’m with you, buddy

Ethan: I’ll be forced to hit the flag pin blotter soon

BrookeBook: Audible sigh

nyarlathotep: she’s got some schooling on this Afghan stuff–good recitation

Casey: Yeah, Gore-style.

Jebson: good speech-writers

MFK: oh fuck, biden’s got no answer

Jebson: young pat buchannans

BrookeBook: "anything different but that."  Sentence construction like this makes me crazy.

MFK: score one for palin

Ethan: cramming for the test doesn’t get you to the top of the class

nyarlathotep: he faltered here

Jebson: sleeping with the teacher, however, does

nyarlathotep: Bosniacs!

ken: is this a darfur question?

ken: finally…

Casey: Shocked, Am I.

nyarlathotep: "in don’t have a stomach for genocide when it comes to Darfur" Curious.

Jebson: who the fuck are you, yoda?

Ethan: Nice, Joe. Been in the camps.

Jebson: wars not make one great

Casey: You voted fer the war. Now yer against the war.

MFK: americans are cravin’ that straight talk

Jebson: ah, casey.  You, I shit

Ethan: "Washington outsider" shouldn’t mean "ignorant bitch"

ken: nice ethan

Jebson: alaska is no template

MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!!

MFK: oh by the way, we have energy in alaska

Jebson: it’s an infant

Casey: And the sexist runner up comment goes to. . . . .

MFK: goddamn it, she’s not *$%E*ing saying anything

Casey: You win a snowmachine!

Jebson: a snowblower?

Casey: John McCain actualy was ready to go to war with Iraq two days after 911.

Jebson: oh, that was a jab at couric

nyarlathotep: Is her flag pin a treble clef?

nyarlathotep: Or a dollar sign?

Jebson: "what evil is?"

MFK: palin – the pundits will show who’s right!!!

Casey: "Tomorrow mornin’, the pundits are gonna start doin’ the who said what game. . "

Ethan: It’s bedazzled

Jebson: fuck off

BrookeBook: It’s a crazy combo.  I’ll look for a close-up.

MFK: HAAHAHAHAHA

Jebson: prepare for the pundits…that’s when the fun begins

Casey: She’s an RIAA plant!

Jebson: they sniff for sins, and the fat gets trimmed

ken: biden – selling hope

Jebson: from the dregs to the brim, shed new skin

MFK: biden references bush doctrine

Jebson: i knew it

Casey: I’ll take my hope supersized with a side of fries.

Jebson: drink!

ken: did she just wink?

Jebson: mavericks

MFK: we’re a team of mavericks!!

Casey: What do you expect?A team of Mavericks.

BrookeBook: a pack of wolves!

Jebson: i’ve never been so ashamed of Top Gun

Casey: If she wiggles her nose, she can make shit dissappear.

Ethan: this isn’t Top Gun, it’s running the fucking country

MFK: FAIL

nyarlathotep: My Mom had a 71 Maverick. Hard to steer, gear shift on the column.

MFK: talking about goddamn foreign policy!!!!

MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!

Jebson: the average american family is watching The Klumps right now

Casey: "Gov’t, just get out of my way!"

BrookeBook: Stop mandating on me!

MFK: biden spends a lot of time at home depot

Casey: @ Jebson: You mean this debate?

Jebson: If she’s a maverick, does that make Biden Goose, and if so, should he break his neck whilst ejecting?

Casey: @ MFK: he gets his plugs in the lawncare section.

nyarlathotep: ha

Ethan: or ejaculating

MFK: say it ain’t so joe…

nyarlathotep: dawgonit

MFK: now doggone it!

ken: wow

Jebson: Here’s to Heaven!

Jebson: heaven is a place…

BrookeBook: Her reward is in heaven, right?

Casey: "Her reward is in heaven!

nyarlathotep: Pay me more!

Casey: "

Jebson: where nothing happens

Casey: FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

ken: god makes her smile

BrookeBook: Cause we’ll screw down here.

Casey: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKENSTEIN!

MFK: a shout out!!

Jebson: don’t get me started, you c…

BrookeBook: *her

MFK: wtf are we talking about?

Jebson: education…you nothing of this

Casey: Education: "a little bit lax."

BrookeBook: teachers

MFK: what is happening

Casey: Nylar, you need to take this chick to Booker T.

Jebson: know was supposed to be in between you and nothing

Jebson: education

Jebson: unreal

nyarlathotep: she would love the Book. My kids know more about foreign policy

MFK: burn

Jebson: everyone knows that biblical education is the only REAL education

BrookeBook: They probably know more about coherent statements.

Casey: @ nylar: and economics, I’m sure.

MFK: so is the VP part of the legistlative branch?

MFK: i would lead with his agena

Jebson: into the Bubble of Oblivion

Casey: Not according to her.

nyarlathotep: @Casey–and bad hair extensions

Jebson: McCain tapped her

MFK: special needs VP

MFK: i fucking KNEW IT

Casey: "John Mccain has already tapped me"

MFK: HAHAHAHAHA

nyarlathotep: i bet he has

Ethan: Ha!

BrookeBook: Wheras Palin will be locked in a closet if she makes it to v.

BrookeBook: *vp

MFK: the vp has flexibility

Jebson: flexibility to be tapped by agendas in a flexible position

nyarlathotep: tapping into that position

MFK: is it legislative or executive? who knows?

MFK: it could be one, the other or both

nyarlathotep: partly to be attributed to

MFK: oh btw, i have execuive experience

Jebson: dangerous vice

MFK: HA

MFK: cheney is the most dangerous VP in history

MFK: biden knows what the VP does

Ethan: great line

Jebson: the primary role of the vice president is to be flexible to tapped by agendas

Casey: @MFK. Weird, isn’t it?

nyarlathotep: most dangerous VP since Burr

Casey: and he had a flintlock!

BrookeBook: @ MFK Palin won’t say, Biden says exec: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/palin-wont-say-whether-veep-is-an-executive-post-2008-09-18.html

Jebson: Grab the muzzleloaders

Jebson: here it comes…

Jebson: Play the predictable game

Casey: Her kids are going to college?

Casey: No way Bristol is going to college.

Jebson: anwer the question, goddamn it

BrookeBook: We didn’t have health insurance, and you shouldn’t either.

nyarlathotep: worldview=America is that nation of exceptionalism?

Casey: @brookebook: yep.

Jebson: and bullshit rhetoric

nyarlathotep: a perfect idyll?

Jebson: "good"

Jebson: discourse theory 101

BrookeBook: empty words

Jebson: no such thing

Casey: The era of American exeptionalism is fini.

MFK: experienc,e mom,
energy regulator, son in the war, college bills, todd, special needs,
kitchen table, payin for healthcare, i share a worldview that we are
anation of exceptionalism reagan says we’re a beacon of hope, not
perfect but perfect democracy tolerance equalrights force for good
share with mccain track record reform good team good ticket

Jebson: exactly, brooke

ken: free preventative health care = exercise and a healthy diet

Casey: Nice BS words, though.

BrookeBook: @ Ken If you’re LUCKY

Jebson: exercise? what?

Jebson: hahahaha

Jebson: prevent this….

Casey: Nice. The REAL Joe Sixpack.

Jebson: finger up your ass

MFK: my house is my TOTAL investment

nyarlathotep: Biden tearing up–it’ll sell!

MFK: well you can’t even blame him

Jebson: loose change

MFK: he lost a kid

MFK: drink!

Jebson: Drink!!!!

Jebson: that means she said maverick, again

Casey: And a wife.

Jebson: drink!!!

MFK: get the job done

Ethan: again!

MFK: i’m so wasted

Casey: Maverick TM

nyarlathotep: really prompt up to?

Jebson: speech-writers

Ethan: she’s flubbing this…

Jebson: greed and corruption

MFK: she is not saying a goddamn thing

Jebson: hahahahahahahahaha

BrookeBook: He IS the man that we need to leave.  Nice slip.

MFK: oh my god

Jebson: now i love biden

Jebson: drink!!!

Casey: Democrats, Republicans? Who? Huh?

nyarlathotep: Yeah, but nobody cares if she says nothing. They care if she makes BIG mistakes.

nyarlathotep: Go Joe

MFK: biden – john mccain is no maverick

Casey: @nylar: EXACTLY.

Casey: But you can

BrookeBook: He left out the sad children.

Casey: can’t put the Couric interview back in the bottle.

MFK: but she is NOT SAYING ANYTHING

Casey: PRESS CONFERENCE>

MFK: she is just talking

MFK: it’s like bad elevator music

Jebson: now he’s combatting the rhetoric

ken: my roommate just said she is really surprised by palin

MFK: you hear it but you don’t

Casey: We need a fucking open press conference, like any REAL politician would ave to face on th national stage.

nyarlathotep: bad elevator music lasted for DECADES

Jebson: maverick, he is

Casey: Nice. LIHEAP.

BrookeBook: Joe s raising the real questions, now.

Ethan: Joe is fired up. Saying what Obama can’t

Jebson: surprised that she knows how to memorize words?

ken: not sure — she isnt politcally involved but impressed by palin’s tone

MFK: bork!

Jebson: political ploy, she is

MFK: the best word of the night!

Jebson: a cheap one…and it’s clearly working

BrookeBook: a relation of the swedish chef

nyarlathotep: bork–the other white meat

Jebson: recitation is easy

BrookeBook: not for her

Jebson: and again, vermont is more difficult to govern than alaska

nyarlathotep: @brooke-ha Swedish Chef

MFK: like such as

Jebson: she was hand-picked as a tactic, or strategy, to pander to a specific sort

ken: absolutely

BrookeBook: she makes it sound like she’ll melt from the elitism when she steps foot in DC.  Why does she want to be here?

Jebson: so in terms of pure politics…brilliant

ken: i agree

Jebson: yeah

Casey: @brookebook: And she would.

nyarlathotep: good story about Helms–I never knew it ’til I read his obit

MFK: i’ve never quesitoned their motive, i’ve questioned their judgement

ken: dems want a smarty, and biden is fact man

Jebson: I think she wants to join the Moose lodge

nyarlathotep: i need never hear that "walk the walk" shit again

Casey: walkie-talkie!

MFK: she appointed a high school friend to head agriculutre dpt because she loved cows!!!

BrookeBook: diverse?  Oh, right, bcs your MIL is on record for obama

Jebson: what funds wars?

Jebson: government spending

Jebson: increased

Jebson: fuck these double standards

MFK: good

Casey: @ ken, Jebson: Disagree. She’ll tank this ticket yet. Only shores up their religious base.

MFK: HAHAHAHAHAH

Casey: Shores up ours, too!

MFK: she’s being FILTERED!

Casey: "I like being able to answer the tough questions without being filtered by the MSM."

nyarlathotep: she said middle class

Jebson: sorry, i’m deeply pessimistic

MFK: I’m MIDDLE CLASS

Casey: HOW BOUT THAT FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE, THEN?

Ethan: Yeah, Couric actually edited out all the brilliance

ken: no way, this is a brilliant performance by palin

Jebson: what freedom?

MFK: Reagan

Casey: @ken: this is what she does.

Casey: She’s a fucking spokesmodel.

Casey: t’s too late for the McCain ticket.

Jebson: this is what she does, buddy…but it works

ken: i thought she would have a meltdown

BrookeBook: Ugh.

MFK: mccain is the only one who has EVER fought for you

Jebson: it makes me very humiliated to have a human brain, but it will work

MFK: =biden – we are in a HOLE

BrookeBook: FUNdamental change.  It won;t be that bad!

ken: biden looks boring next to her, and america hates boring

Casey: @ken: yeah, good thing ther’s the top of the ticket, huh?

ken: ha

ken: hence the close race

Jebson: Palin is a raw ramp, but humans have a bad track record

MFK: biden is great!

nyarlathotep: unfortunately if she doesn’t have a catastrophic fuck-up tonight, she wins. I don’t think she had one.

Casey: America’s next top model.

MFK: and that’s all she wrote

ken: palin wins

Ethan: at least Biden got the chance to get in the final word

MFK: fail!

Jebson: they’ll elect those two, just watch

MFK: FAIL!

MFK: she didn’t say a goddamn thing

Casey: @Ken: Not that cloe anymore, pal. Seen the state-by-state lately?

Casey: FLA: blue

Casey: MI: blue

BrookeBook: @nyar agreed, unfortunately.

Casey: OH: blue

Jebson: holy shit, couric’s commentary was great

Casey: PA: Blue

Casey: VA: Ble

Jebson: "palin didn’t embarrass herself."

BrookeBook: Couric did comm?

Casey: Bleu!

ken: what’s that effect called?

MFK: she didn’t say ANYTHING

Casey: Bradley.

MFK: msnbc: she was folksy

ken: think it will come into play?

Casey: And it will be WAY less relevant this year.

Casey: These are LIKELY voters.

nyarlathotep: she was more rhetorical than specific–Gregory

Casey: Think about the Dem registration this year. UNPRECEDENTED.

nyarlathotep: think about Dibold–

Casey: They aren’t
counted in poling, because they aren’t an accurate mean, as they’ve
never voted before and are therefore statistically unreliable.

Casey: But they’re coming.

BrookeBook: @ nyar hate to think about diebold

Jebson: seriously, thisrli

Jebson from x.x.x.230 joined the chat 27 minutes ago

MFK: matthews: Biden says that cheney is the most dangerous person in the history of america

BrookeBook: Prefer to think about the uncounted new voters

MFK: that she was filterd

Jebson: seriously, this girl dodged a lot of questiojns

nyarlathotep: paper ballots!

MFK: matthews: pailin – I’m not going to answer THAT question

nyarlathotep: vote by mail!

BrookeBook: But no butterflies

Casey: @ Jeb: yep.

ken: i thought the dems would represent in ’04

ken: big disappointment there

Casey: @MFK: yep, yep.

MFK: gregory – not a lot of nuance

BrookeBook: mail is prone to manipulation

Casey: @ken: WTF are you talking about? It’s ggonna be a weep!

Jebson: But, this is purely representative of young, brilliant, politically-minded scamps who know the power of certain words

Casey: weep

Casey: sweep

Casey: Wow.

nyarlathotep: Brooke–true, dat

MFK: ha! she just passed off her baby

Jebson: I love the pundit commentary

Jebson: I could do this as well as any of these whore

Jebson: s

Casey: @Jebson: you’re watching FOX, right?

MFK: point though… she didnt’ say a goddamn thing

BrookeBook: But paper ballots are all we have until diebold et al are proven trsutworthy

ken: casey, i wouldn’t be so sure

Jebson: no, i’m on cbs with couric

MFK: she was non-answer lady

ken: really, who thought bush would come as close as he did to winning in ’04?

Jebson: is that her family?  what is she, a fucking mormom?

Jebson: n

Jebson: i type too fast, goddamn it

nyarlathotep: I read
terrifying articles in Harpers and the NYRB recently about Dems who
won’t tell pollsters that they will never vote for a black person, but
who fail to vote for a black person–it’s a 7% gap every time

MFK: lieberman talking up palin on cbs

Jebson: birth control, my lass.

BrookeBook: I like mormom

MFK: fuck that guy

Jebson: or moron

Casey: @ken: I did.

MFK: lieberman says that palin hit a home run

nyarlathotep: I’m not as confident as Casey. I’m confident, hopeful, and terrified

Casey: @ken: this year is way diff. Barry wold have a 20 point lead if he wasn’t black with an A-Rab sounding name.

Jebson: i have no confidence, I’m afraid

ken: ha i won’t doubt that

Casey: @nylar: well that’s my particular admixture, too.

MFK: mccaskill says that there were no mistakes but no different than bush

Jebson: No specifics at all

BrookeBook: and no direct answers

MFK: no answers!!

nyarlathotep: I’m too close to lots of folks in rural MD/PA. MD will go Obama, but states like PA might not, despite current polls

Jebson: Ultimately, I
feel that our political system has become like Comedy Central. Stewart
and Colbert are in the public eye, but the writers are rolling the shit

ken: who cares about answers anyway

MFK: biden actually answered questions

Casey: @nylar: yea, that’s gotta be tough on the psyche.

MFK: cbs has an uncommitted voters room

BrookeBook: uncle Pat’s on at msnbc

Jebson: our candidates have become camera-pandering sex-workers standing with smiles in the windows of red-lights

Casey: Fuck Pat Buchanan in his grisly ear.

MFK: and there are like, 7 people ih it

nyarlathotep: Pat B–one of the early and most reasonable critics of the Iraq war. Oh, God.

BrookeBook: duking it out with Rachel.  She pulverizes him.

Casey: @nylar: I know. A true paleo-conservative.

Casey: Rachel" Boring but right v. exciting and wrong.

nyarlathotep: I heart Maddow

ken: lieberman – "tonight she showed confidence, competence… common sense"

ken: haha

Casey: most adorable lesbian in america TM

Jebson: dude

nyarlathotep: let ‘em know my track record–I got a 32 in the 200 meters.

BrookeBook: CBS is doing the scientific control knob test of undecideds

nyarlathotep: @Casey–I thought that was Lohan

ken: @ casey that about sums it up

Jebson: boy, if it weren’t for alcohol….

Casey: @nylar: ZING!

MFK: cbs = undecided voters favor obama

MFK: all 7 of em

Jebson: You think I’d be nasty right now

Casey: Linday Lohan would be straight?

ken: i’m an undecided favoring obama

Jebson: what happened to Covey?

Jebson: ken, favor away

Ethan: I’m here!

Casey: @ken: this is your confessional. Let it al out, my son.

Jebson: be realistic…undecided makes no sense

nyarlathotep: switching to CNN–Biden wins

MFK: white flag of surrender line is epic fail among undecided

Jebson: EC!

Jebson: MFC

Jebson: Brooke!

Jebson: Ken!

MFK: all the undecided voters are fat and dumb

Jebson: Casey!

ken: i just feel so alone… like nobody understands me

Jebson: Geoff!

Jebson: Ken!

Jebson: Fuck yeah!

BrookeBook: @ Jeb-emergency contraception?

ken: then obama spoke…

Casey: Who the hell is MFC?

Jebson: no, i just came all over the keypad

Casey: nky.

Casey: Drunky.

ken: and spoke to my heart, AND my mind!

Casey: KFC.

MFK: too many ‘mavericks’

MFK: i’m wasted

Jebson: yes, matty

Ethan: I want to be

Jebson: so am i

Jebson: el vino did flow

Casey: This is awesome. Jeb is virtual-drunk and obnoxious!

Ethan: damn, i started too late

Jebson: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MFK: duuude

Jebson: Imagine if we rented out some hall for this

MFK: no fair mixing drinking games with debates

BrookeBook: @ Jeb-nice david brent impression

Jebson: Debate this…

Jebson: yes!

ken: nice catch brooke

Jebson: next stop, drunkenness

ken: mccain wants to leave the wheelchair girl in the stairwell

Casey: Ha!

Jebson: it’s just a drill

Jebson: if it were real life…

Casey: Free Love on the Free Love Freeway.

BrookeBook: She’s dead!

Jebson: do you really want to take it there?

ken: …racial…

BrookeBook: Nah.

Ethan: CNN has resorted to ‘raise your hand’ polls. Amaze

Jebson: She’s the serpent, who guards the gates of hell

ken: haha

ken: my favorite line

Jebson: space man came down…

nyarlathotep: Did you see the McCain supporter’s response on CNN? Whew!

Jebson: damn it

BrookeBook: Missed it

Jebson: what’s politics?

BrookeBook: @nyar what happened?

nyarlathotep: She made palin sound precies

Jebson: I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now color-blind

ken: so looks like the analysts say biden won it?

nyarlathotep: that should say Precise

MFK: wow

MFK: it’ll be interested how this  is spun

ken: i don’t believe it

nyarlathotep: "I think she really showed how she was a person and allowed to convince me that she was the aptitude of vice things and stuff"

ken: the analysts are smarter than average americans

ken: well, most of them

Ethan: she had crazy eyes

Jebson: hungry eyes

BrookeBook: Kit Bond took his blackberry (which McC invented) and watched the debate live and on screen at the same time.

nyarlathotep: She had her father’s eyes

BrookeBook: Kit Bond needs dentures.

Casey: Vie Things.

Casey: Vice Things.

Casey: On Vice Records.

Jebson: How can Palin be an OUTSIDER?

Jebson: pundits today..

Casey: Cause she can see Russia. X-Men are outsiders.

Ethan: @ Jeb, when she’s so dumb…

Jebson: Ethan, very sexist.

Ethan: Fuck it, I’m moving abroad even IF Obama wins

ken: anyway, vote no to universal health care

Jebson: Hasn’t she read that Wilson book?

Jebson: far from outsider, if you ask me

Jebson: vote yes to universal health care

Jebson: it’s the only thing that matters in this world

Jebson: then we can actually enjoy life

Jebson: with others…what?

Casey: @Ethan: Good plan.

ken: and i know that’s difficult to do

Jebson: never move abroad

Jebson: that’s cowardly

Casey: So Jeb. . . Did Sarah Palin "Pass the Test?"

Jebson: She sharpened the pencil, but broke the lead

Jebson: technically, graphite

Casey: Never move a broad. SEXIST!

Jebson: hahahah

Ethan: HA!

nyarlathotep: love it AND leave it!

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