Here we are, the dream we all dreamed of. Boy vs. Girl, in the world series of love:
Jebson: I hope the wine is flowing tonight, my friends
Casey: Here we go!
BrookeBook: Enought with the foreplay.
Casey: %u0420%u0435%u043A%u043B%u0430%u043C%u0430 %u0432 %u0438%u043D%u0442%u0435%u0440%u043D%u0435%u0442%u0435
Casey: I tried to cut-paste Russian.
Casey: Didn’t work.
Jebson: communist transmission
ken from x.x.x.93 joined the chat 119 minutes ago
BrookeBook: Ken. We missed you.
Jebson: we need the johnson
ken: drum roll
Casey: Fuckin’ yay!
Casey: I was just talkin’ trash about you.
nyarlathotep from x.x.x.49 joined the chat 119 minutes ago
BrookeBook: OOHHH she chose her own questions.
Casey: Big Gov’t is in da HOUSE!
Casey: Ah, Blog-Sothoth.
Jebson: hey joe
nyarlathotep: I’ve never done this before–I promise no untoward outbursts
BrookeBook: Hi geoff.
BrookeBook: Just read about your atrocious day.
Casey: Oh, we encourage them.
Jebson: hey, buddy
Casey: Someone’s gonna get arrested for sure.
Casey: MFK, you keepin’ score?
nyarlathotep: hello–this might make up for a bad day
Casey: Biden talks about the "excess of dereg."
Casey: No more evidence needed.
MFK: biden says dems in a difficult spot, but obama has criteria
BrookeBook: I wonder what props they’ll have.
Casey: Prop Joe.
BrookeBook: Sorry-last chat joke about the bracelets.
Jebson: a giant gavel
Jebson: good time
Casey: Palin speaks!
ken: right for the juggler
Casey: Palin: Has it been a good time or bad time?
Jebson: or ask the child
ken: invoking parents
BrookeBook: Oh, getting homey already.
MFK: soccer games
Casey: Takin’ hits!
ken: poor girl – her voice is shaky
nyarlathotep: Thanks for the bankrupcy bill, Joe. Way to protect MBNA. Now take Palin out
Casey: John McCain is pshin’ fer reform.
Jebson: don’t worry…she has good speech-writers
Casey: Her whole candidacy is shaky.
MFK: talking points
BrookeBook: Her flag pin is bigger than his.
Casey: Always with the Biden credit cards.
Casey: I gotta look into that.
Casey: But I LOVE Joe!
Casey: Me so confused.
nyarlathotep: ME TOO. His plugs look good tonight
Casey: The Plug thug.
MFK: started to answer but just wants to duke it out
Casey: Repeating jokes already. I’m ashamed f myself.
nyarlathotep: they’re looking right at each other!
Jebson: wink at me one more time
Casey: I bet they make out.
ken: team of mavericks!
MFK: she’s not actually saying anything is she?
Casey: A whole feleet.
nyarlathotep: Voting against Bush=love of country. Sorry, Sarah
Jebson: jesus fucking christ
BrookeBook: She can’t keep up with the tense and number in her sentences.
Casey: Pain: Get down to gettin’ down!
Casey: To business, that is.
MFK: Americans craving something NEW AND DIFFERENT!!!
ken: you don’t love your country nyarla?
MFK: yer darn right!
Jebson: Flush the demons away!
Casey: Darn right it was the predator lenders.
nyarlathotep: I do indeed. Voting with the opposition party the last few years 94% of the time IS putting country first
MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!
MFK: SHE’S NOT ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING!!!
BrookeBook: I don’t think it was deception. It was willful ignorance.
Casey: The Alien Vs. Predator lenders, even.
ken: hockey moms, blah blah blah
ken: she’s not actually saying anything
Jebson: speech-writers, dude. Speech-writers
MFK: god it’s driving me nuts
MFK: what is she saying?
ken: this is good right here thouhg
Jebson: hockey mom, maverick, small-town, americans
ken: take responsibility
MFK: blame the people
ken: live withing your means
Casey: She sounds like Jimmy Carter.
Casey: Put on a sweater!
ken: end the instant gratification culture
nyarlathotep: lecture from the nanny state
ken: the american people have a problem too
MFK: we KNOW american people have a problem
Casey: John McCain=good man. Enough.
ken: liberals never admit the people share responsibility
BrookeBook: Go, Joe! McC is the deregulator=architect of crisis.
Jebson: Man, I wish that guy’s name was Joey Shanko
Casey: Ooh, tying health dereg with financial dereg.
MFK: good line
Casey: Nice, Joe.
BrookeBook: @ Ken, I jsut did.
MFK: i’d like to respond about the tax increases
Casey: I love that band Architect of Crisis.
nyarlathotep: the adorableness! "darn right"
Casey: Aren’t they form Norway?
ken: true but youre not a politician yet brooke
BrookeBook: just you wait.
Jebson: what triggers this gov’t growth?
Casey: My belly.
MFK: is there ANYTHING to that figure?
Jebson: impossible ideals and homegrown hypocrisy
Casey: She’s got a nice figure, whatchoo talkin’ bout?
Jebson: what bullshit
BrookeBook: Wow. He’s mixing it up.
Casey: Like a policy DJ.
Jebson: so fucking easy in a small town
Casey: She’s talkin’ straight.
Casey: Droppin some Wasilla science.
MFK: she’s not saying ANYTHING!!!!
Casey: How much of this is baldface lies?
Jebson: alaska ain’t the US
nyarlathotep: I may not answer the question the way you and Ifill would like–meaning "truthfully"
BrookeBook: Oh, my. "I may not answer your questions the way you want." You mean, sensibly?
Jebson: and the US is no small town
nyarlathotep: sorry to step on your line Brooke
Casey: You lose a point, is all.
BrookeBook: I think I stepped on yours.
Casey: Stop saying jinx!
MFK: 300 million billion????
nyarlathotep: "Different values set"–nice
ken: super wealthy don’t pay taxes
Casey: Ken, you believe that crazy corporate welfare stuff?
Casey: He gets it!
ken: corporate tax is an illusion
Casey: Offshore shelters!
ken: it’s a way to manipulate people for votes and tax them throught the back door
nyarlathotep: yeah, because nobody pays any corporate tax
BrookeBook: They’re smirking at each other.
Casey: Back door.
MFK: I"M MIDDLE CLASS
ken: corporations don’t pay tax unless they are going under
ken: if the are breaking even, or turning a profit, who is paying the tax?
BrookeBook: She learned "details."
ken: not them
Casey: Gov, are you interested in defending Senator McCain’s healthcare plan?
Jebson: selective taxes, that’s all
BrookeBook: Ken, she made your argument.
Jebson: war is worthy
MFK: this is all bullshit
Casey: Artificiallines between states, sez Palin.
ken: i know, i just cheered
nyarlathotep: actually, I’d trust anyone to run the health care system that isn’t putting profit first
Casey: Artificial lines
Jebson: exxon-mobil…props, brother ken
MFK: john will tax your benefits to offset his health plan
ken: biden is wielding facts
BrookeBook: Raise the spectre of dropped health care, joe. Good one.
MFK: mccain’s healthcare plan is the ultimate bridge to nowhere
Jebson: I agree MFK
ken: thanks for documenting that mfk
nyarlathotep: at least one bridge is being repaired in the US
ken: could be the soundbite of the evening
Casey: You’re no Kennedy.
Casey: Blah, blah.
Jebson: education? what possibly could oneany use learned for?
MFK: tax shelters are unpatriotic
Casey: Offshore, sez Joe.
Casey: I call that unpatriotic!
MFK: john mccain doesn’t RUN
Casey: We’re on it, kids. . .
Jebson: like seagal in On Deadly Ground
MFK: palin says that obama voted for tax breaks for oil companies
Casey: you know what I had to do in alaska?
MFK: stop dropping your damn g’s!
nyarlathotep: "bless their hearts"
Jebson: club baby seals?
Casey: ake on those big oil companies, sez Palin
Casey: she didn’t win Miss Congeniality in AK.
Casey: Oh, wait.
MFK: not every state has oil money to hand out
Casey: Not every state is COMPLETELY supported by my tax dollars.
Jebson: I’m in an energy producing state, to be honest
MFK: what will you do that is right though?
BrookeBook: I haven’t promised much of anything
MFK: she’s just talking but not saying anything
Casey: Yeah, but she hasn’t lost her footing yet.
Casey: But we knew this going in.
Jebson: it’s an effective tactic, mfk
nyarlathotep: she’s better than Bush was in any of his debates
Jebson: or is it a strategy?
Casey: Sarah Barracuda!
BrookeBook: She looks like she’s int he middle of a moose hunt.
BrookeBook: Her eyes come alive.
Jebson: brooke, you’re such a sexist
BrookeBook: I thought I was being patronizing.
nyarlathotep: "I give her credit"–I thought credit was hard to come by?
BrookeBook: Good one.
ken: palin is doing surprisingly well
ken: and so is biden — nothing too ugly yet
nyarlathotep: "rear that head of abuse"==Putin
BrookeBook: Let’s all take a moment to appreciate Johnny Mac.
Casey: And I’m not even slightly syrprised.
MFK: but she’s not SAYING ANYTHING
BrookeBook: A hot toxic mess!
Casey: Toxic mess on main street.
MFK: main streeters like me
Casey: Isn’t that a Dead lyric?
Casey: Strain meters like me.
ken: biden – mccain said, quote, i’m paraphrasing…
Jebson: palin is doing well, in the sense that she’s doing what she does in all interviews, citing pre-established terms and phrases
BrookeBook: Yes, Joe!! Readjust the ARMs.
nyarlathotep: is she going to blame eased restrictions for minority loans for the sub-prime crisis?
Jebson: not that rhetoric is limited to one party
MFK: like such as
nyarlathotep: your ticket’s energy ticket versus my energy ticket?
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BrookeBook: "east coast pols." take a drink
Casey: I just love that word sub-prime.
Jebson: like christian heritage week
Casey: Palin: Tap in to ’em!
Jebson: Covey, my friend!
BrookeBook: Hi Ethan! Welcome to our hot toxic mess.
Casey: And so I say, "tap into america!"
Jebson: imbibe the vine
ken: welcome ethan
Ethan: Hey Jebson. Welcome back. Glad you didn’t return to the States in shackles
Casey: Spinal Tap. Old habits die hard.
Ethan: Thanks, everyone. Good snow tonight
Ethan: er, show…
MFK: the question was about the causes
Jebson: I’m glad to share the soil with all of you tonight
MFK: let’s see if she addresses it
Casey: Y’all know each other ‘cept fer Geoff, who is a noble fella and the proprietor of my fave blog. A fellow Marylander, even.
ken: palin – alaska feels the effects of global warming more than any other, but i don’t believe in global warming…
Jebson: that’s a political statement, on my part
Ethan: Way to skirt the question. She is an ace at it…
nyarlathotep: Aw, shucks.
Jebson: Yeah, why would the globe ever warm?
MFK: WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
ken: yes jeb?
ken: i was just quoting palin
Jebson: the globe has a climate, and it changes
BrookeBook: All of the above? Do he’ll do some cloud seeding, and other experiments?
Casey: Hang on, gotta copy-paste into blog. . .
Ethan: She’s as long-winded as Biden. Except she doesn’t make any fucking sense
nyarlathotep: preserving our hydrocarbons
Casey: pause, fuckers!
MFK: thank you joe
Casey: One sec.
MFK: if you don’t know the cause how are you going to fix it
Casey: k. carry on.
nyarlathotep: Biden seems too tentative. He needs to put on his Meet the Press persona.
Casey: Drill baby drill, she says, gigglingly.
nyarlathotep: people are SOOOO hungry for a good drilling
nyarlathotep: flow those sources into hungry markets!
Casey: she said, drillingly.
MFK: that pipeline that was funded by earmarks?>
Casey: They have to pay for their own kit, tho.
Ethan: Bet Biden couldn’t have said that
Jebson: what about capping vaginal omissions?
Casey: He crosses the sexist line.
Ethan: that’s dirty coal
Jebson: hot damn
Casey: First one over gets a sloppy alaskan blowjob!
Casey: eskimo kisses. . .
BrookeBook: Next Round!
nyarlathotep: GBLT question-here we go!
MFK: gays in the constitution?
Casey: They felt our segue.
Jebson: i love traditions
Casey: Don’t ask, don’t legislate.
MFK: ahhh the wedge issue
MFK: GAY MARRIAGE!
BrookeBook: But she has a gay friend.
nyarlathotep: traditional marriage? Arranged? Or polygamous, like in the Old Testament?
Ethan: she’s skating here
Casey: Named snuffleufagus
Jebson: palin fantasizes about hockey locker-rooms…maybe even dear friends
BrookeBook: She;s "tolerant."
BrookeBook: But she voted against those things as gov.
MFK: I DON"T WANT TO LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED!
Casey: Nylar: who cares, as long as someone gets "stoned" and you burn an ox.
Jebson: these homos are so gay
BrookeBook: That was a doozy.
BrookeBook: My answer is the same as his and it is that I do not. Wha??
Casey: Iraq. Yawn.
Jebson: exit strategy…are we still talking about gay surges?
MFK: did the crowd start laughing when they went to foreign policy?
Casey: Sooooo 2006.
Ethan: Elect McCain and pretty soon Trig will be able to go to Iraq too!
Casey: MFK: Yes, it seems as tough they did.
nyarlathotep: Mmmmm, pushed hard, hard-pushed surge
MFK: palin says obama voted against funding troops
Jebson: ken, you still around
nyarlathotep: premature withdrawal
MFK: early withdrawl??
BrookeBook: No early withdrawal
MFK: it’s been 5 years!
nyarlathotep: oh, snap1
Casey: He’s ot for Palin. Had to hit the boy’s room to "surge."
MFK: obama has an actual plan
Ethan: "with all due respect I didn’t hear a plan" zing!
Casey: Obama and Biden only agree copletely on "one thing?"
MFK: let iraq spend their own money!
MFK: that’ll resonate!
nyarlathotep: no credit cards for Iraqis either!
BrookeBook: @ casey I cringed, too.
Casey: Goveror. Umm.
nyarlathotep: um, your plan is a………white flag
MFK: your plan is a white flag of surrender
Casey: er plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq."
Casey: She’s gonna flake. . . . NOW.
Jebson: or a better
idea: use taxpayer dollars to fund overseas wars which will never have
any noticeable effect on any of us. Expand the gov’t, when it’s
MFK: who’s talibani?
ken: she is talking faster than she can think
ken: it’s only a matter of time….
MFK: oh holy shit
MFK: she’s freaking out
Casey: drip, drip, drip.
nyarlathotep: don’t waste all your good zings in one answer, Sarah
Jebson: muslim fucker
Jebson: obama, that is
BrookeBook: @ MFK-I’m glad you heard it, too.
nyarlathotep: president of Iraq
nyarlathotep: he’s a Kurd
Jebson: or a hot-footed Bangladesh
Jebson: a riotous Laos
BrookeBook: Feeling palin-esque.
MFK: both are gamechangers
nyarlathotep: they are more than they are not close to getting?
Jebson: a vexing, instable Cambodia
nyarlathotep: Palin-esque? I used Wikipedia
Casey: @MFK: what’s a gamechanger?
Casey: Joe, don’t say madrassas.
BrookeBook: I did, too. Looks like there’s also a hip-hop guy named Talibani.
MFK: an unstable iraq or a nuclear iran
Casey: Everybody knows that’s where Barry was schooled.
Ethan: Central war on terror is in Iraq?
Casey: Said it before she did!
Jebson: what’s Iraq?
BrookeBook: She loves the stinking corpse line.
MFK: the castro brothers?
Jebson: she’s also a necrophiliac
Casey: @Ethan: that’s the line they’ve used for the last 6 years. Why drop it now?
BrookeBook: older version of Jonas Bros.
Casey: @Jebson. Indeed.
nyarlathotep: aw, you beat me to it
Jebson: God, I wish I shared the Passion
BrookeBook: can’t we leave kissinger out of one of these?
ken: "women’s rice"
Casey: Ken, have you been mesmerized by her plucky charmz?
MFK: they hate our freedoms
Jebson: like the right to choose…you c…
nyarlathotep: diplomacy–that’s what John McCain and I would engage in also
Casey: @ken: ZING!
nyarlathotep: unless it’s with people we don’t like
Ethan: She is just repeating Bush-isms. Right on down to the pronunciation
ken: anyone else hear that?
Casey: Like Uncle Bens, but with 20% more estrogen.
Jebson: Uncle Ben loves women’s rice
Casey: Obama said he’d make Ahmadinejad breakfast. Tat’s different.
nyarlathotep: Talk, talk, Elephant talk
MFK: i haven’t posted because i can’t spell that dude’s name
Casey: @ Nylar: listened to that today, oddly enough. Came up on random.
nyarlathotep: been a while for me Casey.
Jebson: What’s Israel?
MFK: i’m like mccain… ahmak… ahmaduh… ahmadin ain’t gonna work here anymore
nyarlathotep: this outta be good
Ethan: @ Jeb, it
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Jebson: Bring on the Reckoning!!!
Jebson: Holy Mt. Zion…success and committment
Casey: "building our embassy also in Jerusalem" coded armageddonite language.
nyarlathotep: I will strive to immanetize the eschaton, ensuring the Rapture
Jebson: is that a neologism, Casey?
Jebson: fucking awesome
ken: a lesson in politics – doesn’t matter what you say, if you say it well
Casey: Def Leppard tune, dude.
Jebson: cicero taught the value of rhetoridc
Jebson: c minus the d
nyarlathotep: Joe is takin’ her to school now
Casey: Joe Elliot taught the value of Rawk.
Jebson: casey, this girl thinks she’s a champ, but she ain’t nothing but a?
Casey: Ice cold.
ken: biden is doing a great job staying aggressive without bullying palin
Jebson: her lips are the most
Jebson: her mouth is like a ghost
nyarlathotep: Joe’s grimace was priceless there
Jebson: i got metal knees
Casey: I’m so encouraged t know that we both love Israel, sez Palin.
MFK: oh i’m so glad we both love israel!
Ethan: This is a big Israeli love fest
Jebson: this bitch ain’t nothing but a raw ramp
MFK: every administration makes blunders
MFK: and other administrations
Casey: What the fuck is she saying? Or "sayin;?"
MFK: she’s not fucking saying anything!!
nyarlathotep: our country comes first in its love of Israel
ken: now he’s going after her
BrookeBook: Feather ruffler! Sounds annoying.
Casey: Joe: "PAst is prologue, right?"
Jebson: bolan’s words, not mine
Ethan: bring it on Joe!
MFK: biden – i haven’t heard how mccain’s policies are going to be different
Casey: *Palin: ???
Casey: Tiger is out of the cage.
Jebson: and gayness
Jebson: and danger
Ethan: Bolin’s ghost for president
BrookeBook: The be all end all? Are we back to the rapture?
Jebson: cosmic dancer, indeed
nyarlathotep: nukes are used as a deterrent–until the Bush Doctrine
Jebson: if you insist
nyarlathotep: Brooke you are pointing fingers backward
BrookeBook: I haven’t read one of my notecards!
BrookeBook: I demand to recite!
Ethan: she’s crafting the discussion around her talking points. they must be getting slim
nyarlathotep: Barak-o Bama
Jebson: man, the t-rex was for casey…wasted on him
MFK: we ARE killing civilians!!!
MFK: jesus christ!
MFK: she has no idea!@
nyarlathotep: ok, that was lunacy
ken: biden is owning her
MFK: biden knows what the general said TODAY that the surge principle won’t work in Afghanisan
Ethan: I made it 57 minutes without a drink%u2014about as long as Biden spent putting up with her shit
Jebson: i could have chained your heart to the stars
MFK: we spend more in 3 weeks in iraq that we’ve spent in 7 yrs in afghanistan
Jebson: Ethan, raise your glass!!
Jebson: I’m with you, buddy
Ethan: I’ll be forced to hit the flag pin blotter soon
BrookeBook: Audible sigh
nyarlathotep: she’s got some schooling on this Afghan stuff–good recitation
Casey: Yeah, Gore-style.
Jebson: good speech-writers
MFK: oh fuck, biden’s got no answer
Jebson: young pat buchannans
BrookeBook: "anything different but that." Sentence construction like this makes me crazy.
MFK: score one for palin
Ethan: cramming for the test doesn’t get you to the top of the class
nyarlathotep: he faltered here
Jebson: sleeping with the teacher, however, does
ken: is this a darfur question?
Casey: Shocked, Am I.
nyarlathotep: "in don’t have a stomach for genocide when it comes to Darfur" Curious.
Jebson: who the fuck are you, yoda?
Ethan: Nice, Joe. Been in the camps.
Jebson: wars not make one great
Casey: You voted fer the war. Now yer against the war.
MFK: americans are cravin’ that straight talk
Jebson: ah, casey. You, I shit
Ethan: "Washington outsider" shouldn’t mean "ignorant bitch"
ken: nice ethan
Jebson: alaska is no template
MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!!
MFK: oh by the way, we have energy in alaska
Jebson: it’s an infant
Casey: And the sexist runner up comment goes to. . . . .
MFK: goddamn it, she’s not *$%E*ing saying anything
Casey: You win a snowmachine!
Jebson: a snowblower?
Casey: John McCain actualy was ready to go to war with Iraq two days after 911.
Jebson: oh, that was a jab at couric
nyarlathotep: Is her flag pin a treble clef?
nyarlathotep: Or a dollar sign?
Jebson: "what evil is?"
MFK: palin – the pundits will show who’s right!!!
Casey: "Tomorrow mornin’, the pundits are gonna start doin’ the who said what game. . "
Ethan: It’s bedazzled
Jebson: fuck off
BrookeBook: It’s a crazy combo. I’ll look for a close-up.
Jebson: prepare for the pundits…that’s when the fun begins
Casey: She’s an RIAA plant!
Jebson: they sniff for sins, and the fat gets trimmed
ken: biden – selling hope
Jebson: from the dregs to the brim, shed new skin
MFK: biden references bush doctrine
Jebson: i knew it
Casey: I’ll take my hope supersized with a side of fries.
ken: did she just wink?
MFK: we’re a team of mavericks!!
Casey: What do you expect?A team of Mavericks.
BrookeBook: a pack of wolves!
Jebson: i’ve never been so ashamed of Top Gun
Casey: If she wiggles her nose, she can make shit dissappear.
Ethan: this isn’t Top Gun, it’s running the fucking country
nyarlathotep: My Mom had a 71 Maverick. Hard to steer, gear shift on the column.
MFK: talking about goddamn foreign policy!!!!
MFK: FOREIGN POLICY!!
Jebson: the average american family is watching The Klumps right now
Casey: "Gov’t, just get out of my way!"
BrookeBook: Stop mandating on me!
MFK: biden spends a lot of time at home depot
Casey: @ Jebson: You mean this debate?
Jebson: If she’s a maverick, does that make Biden Goose, and if so, should he break his neck whilst ejecting?
Casey: @ MFK: he gets his plugs in the lawncare section.
Ethan: or ejaculating
MFK: say it ain’t so joe…
MFK: now doggone it!
Jebson: Here’s to Heaven!
Jebson: heaven is a place…
BrookeBook: Her reward is in heaven, right?
Casey: "Her reward is in heaven!
nyarlathotep: Pay me more!
Jebson: where nothing happens
Casey: FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
ken: god makes her smile
BrookeBook: Cause we’ll screw down here.
Casey: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKENSTEIN!
MFK: a shout out!!
Jebson: don’t get me started, you c…
MFK: wtf are we talking about?
Jebson: education…you nothing of this
Casey: Education: "a little bit lax."
MFK: what is happening
Casey: Nylar, you need to take this chick to Booker T.
Jebson: know was supposed to be in between you and nothing
nyarlathotep: she would love the Book. My kids know more about foreign policy
Jebson: everyone knows that biblical education is the only REAL education
BrookeBook: They probably know more about coherent statements.
Casey: @ nylar: and economics, I’m sure.
MFK: so is the VP part of the legistlative branch?
MFK: i would lead with his agena
Jebson: into the Bubble of Oblivion
Casey: Not according to her.
nyarlathotep: @Casey–and bad hair extensions
Jebson: McCain tapped her
MFK: special needs VP
MFK: i fucking KNEW IT
Casey: "John Mccain has already tapped me"
nyarlathotep: i bet he has
BrookeBook: Wheras Palin will be locked in a closet if she makes it to v.
MFK: the vp has flexibility
Jebson: flexibility to be tapped by agendas in a flexible position
nyarlathotep: tapping into that position
MFK: is it legislative or executive? who knows?
MFK: it could be one, the other or both
nyarlathotep: partly to be attributed to
MFK: oh btw, i have execuive experience
Jebson: dangerous vice
MFK: cheney is the most dangerous VP in history
MFK: biden knows what the VP does
Ethan: great line
Jebson: the primary role of the vice president is to be flexible to tapped by agendas
Casey: @MFK. Weird, isn’t it?
nyarlathotep: most dangerous VP since Burr
Casey: and he had a flintlock!
BrookeBook: @ MFK Palin won’t say, Biden says exec: http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/palin-wont-say-whether-veep-is-an-executive-post-2008-09-18.html
Jebson: Grab the muzzleloaders
Jebson: here it comes…
Jebson: Play the predictable game
Casey: Her kids are going to college?
Casey: No way Bristol is going to college.
Jebson: anwer the question, goddamn it
BrookeBook: We didn’t have health insurance, and you shouldn’t either.
nyarlathotep: worldview=America is that nation of exceptionalism?
Casey: @brookebook: yep.
Jebson: and bullshit rhetoric
nyarlathotep: a perfect idyll?
Jebson: discourse theory 101
BrookeBook: empty words
Jebson: no such thing
Casey: The era of American exeptionalism is fini.
MFK: experienc,e mom,
energy regulator, son in the war, college bills, todd, special needs,
kitchen table, payin for healthcare, i share a worldview that we are
anation of exceptionalism reagan says we’re a beacon of hope, not
perfect but perfect democracy tolerance equalrights force for good
share with mccain track record reform good team good ticket
Jebson: exactly, brooke
ken: free preventative health care = exercise and a healthy diet
Casey: Nice BS words, though.
BrookeBook: @ Ken If you’re LUCKY
Jebson: exercise? what?
Jebson: prevent this….
Casey: Nice. The REAL Joe Sixpack.
Jebson: finger up your ass
MFK: my house is my TOTAL investment
nyarlathotep: Biden tearing up–it’ll sell!
MFK: well you can’t even blame him
Jebson: loose change
MFK: he lost a kid
Jebson: that means she said maverick, again
Casey: And a wife.
MFK: get the job done
MFK: i’m so wasted
Casey: Maverick TM
nyarlathotep: really prompt up to?
Ethan: she’s flubbing this…
Jebson: greed and corruption
MFK: she is not saying a goddamn thing
BrookeBook: He IS the man that we need to leave. Nice slip.
MFK: oh my god
Jebson: now i love biden
Casey: Democrats, Republicans? Who? Huh?
nyarlathotep: Yeah, but nobody cares if she says nothing. They care if she makes BIG mistakes.
nyarlathotep: Go Joe
MFK: biden – john mccain is no maverick
Casey: @nylar: EXACTLY.
Casey: But you can
BrookeBook: He left out the sad children.
Casey: can’t put the Couric interview back in the bottle.
MFK: but she is NOT SAYING ANYTHING
Casey: PRESS CONFERENCE>
MFK: she is just talking
MFK: it’s like bad elevator music
Jebson: now he’s combatting the rhetoric
ken: my roommate just said she is really surprised by palin
MFK: you hear it but you don’t
Casey: We need a fucking open press conference, like any REAL politician would ave to face on th national stage.
nyarlathotep: bad elevator music lasted for DECADES
Jebson: maverick, he is
Casey: Nice. LIHEAP.
BrookeBook: Joe s raising the real questions, now.
Ethan: Joe is fired up. Saying what Obama can’t
Jebson: surprised that she knows how to memorize words?
ken: not sure — she isnt politcally involved but impressed by palin’s tone
Jebson: political ploy, she is
MFK: the best word of the night!
Jebson: a cheap one…and it’s clearly working
BrookeBook: a relation of the swedish chef
nyarlathotep: bork–the other white meat
Jebson: recitation is easy
BrookeBook: not for her
Jebson: and again, vermont is more difficult to govern than alaska
nyarlathotep: @brooke-ha Swedish Chef
MFK: like such as
Jebson: she was hand-picked as a tactic, or strategy, to pander to a specific sort
BrookeBook: she makes it sound like she’ll melt from the elitism when she steps foot in DC. Why does she want to be here?
Jebson: so in terms of pure politics…brilliant
ken: i agree
Casey: @brookebook: And she would.
nyarlathotep: good story about Helms–I never knew it ’til I read his obit
MFK: i’ve never quesitoned their motive, i’ve questioned their judgement
ken: dems want a smarty, and biden is fact man
Jebson: I think she wants to join the Moose lodge
nyarlathotep: i need never hear that "walk the walk" shit again
MFK: she appointed a high school friend to head agriculutre dpt because she loved cows!!!
BrookeBook: diverse? Oh, right, bcs your MIL is on record for obama
Jebson: what funds wars?
Jebson: government spending
Jebson: fuck these double standards
Casey: @ ken, Jebson: Disagree. She’ll tank this ticket yet. Only shores up their religious base.
Casey: Shores up ours, too!
MFK: she’s being FILTERED!
Casey: "I like being able to answer the tough questions without being filtered by the MSM."
nyarlathotep: she said middle class
Jebson: sorry, i’m deeply pessimistic
MFK: I’m MIDDLE CLASS
Casey: HOW BOUT THAT FUCKING PRESS CONFERENCE, THEN?
Ethan: Yeah, Couric actually edited out all the brilliance
ken: no way, this is a brilliant performance by palin
Jebson: what freedom?
Casey: @ken: this is what she does.
Casey: She’s a fucking spokesmodel.
Casey: t’s too late for the McCain ticket.
Jebson: this is what she does, buddy…but it works
ken: i thought she would have a meltdown
MFK: mccain is the only one who has EVER fought for you
Jebson: it makes me very humiliated to have a human brain, but it will work
MFK: =biden – we are in a HOLE
BrookeBook: FUNdamental change. It won;t be that bad!
ken: biden looks boring next to her, and america hates boring
Casey: @ken: yeah, good thing ther’s the top of the ticket, huh?
ken: hence the close race
Jebson: Palin is a raw ramp, but humans have a bad track record
MFK: biden is great!
nyarlathotep: unfortunately if she doesn’t have a catastrophic fuck-up tonight, she wins. I don’t think she had one.
Casey: America’s next top model.
MFK: and that’s all she wrote
ken: palin wins
Ethan: at least Biden got the chance to get in the final word
Jebson: they’ll elect those two, just watch
MFK: she didn’t say a goddamn thing
Casey: @Ken: Not that cloe anymore, pal. Seen the state-by-state lately?
Casey: FLA: blue
Casey: MI: blue
BrookeBook: @nyar agreed, unfortunately.
Casey: OH: blue
Jebson: holy shit, couric’s commentary was great
Casey: PA: Blue
Casey: VA: Ble
Jebson: "palin didn’t embarrass herself."
BrookeBook: Couric did comm?
ken: what’s that effect called?
MFK: she didn’t say ANYTHING
MFK: msnbc: she was folksy
ken: think it will come into play?
Casey: And it will be WAY less relevant this year.
Casey: These are LIKELY voters.
nyarlathotep: she was more rhetorical than specific–Gregory
Casey: Think about the Dem registration this year. UNPRECEDENTED.
nyarlathotep: think about Dibold–
Casey: They aren’t
counted in poling, because they aren’t an accurate mean, as they’ve
never voted before and are therefore statistically unreliable.
Casey: But they’re coming.
BrookeBook: @ nyar hate to think about diebold
Jebson: seriously, thisrli
Jebson from x.x.x.230 joined the chat 27 minutes ago
MFK: matthews: Biden says that cheney is the most dangerous person in the history of america
BrookeBook: Prefer to think about the uncounted new voters
MFK: that she was filterd
Jebson: seriously, this girl dodged a lot of questiojns
nyarlathotep: paper ballots!
MFK: matthews: pailin – I’m not going to answer THAT question
nyarlathotep: vote by mail!
BrookeBook: But no butterflies
Casey: @ Jeb: yep.
ken: i thought the dems would represent in ’04
ken: big disappointment there
Casey: @MFK: yep, yep.
MFK: gregory – not a lot of nuance
BrookeBook: mail is prone to manipulation
Casey: @ken: WTF are you talking about? It’s ggonna be a weep!
Jebson: But, this is purely representative of young, brilliant, politically-minded scamps who know the power of certain words
nyarlathotep: Brooke–true, dat
MFK: ha! she just passed off her baby
Jebson: I love the pundit commentary
Jebson: I could do this as well as any of these whore
Casey: @Jebson: you’re watching FOX, right?
MFK: point though… she didnt’ say a goddamn thing
BrookeBook: But paper ballots are all we have until diebold et al are proven trsutworthy
ken: casey, i wouldn’t be so sure
Jebson: no, i’m on cbs with couric
MFK: she was non-answer lady
ken: really, who thought bush would come as close as he did to winning in ’04?
Jebson: is that her family? what is she, a fucking mormom?
Jebson: i type too fast, goddamn it
nyarlathotep: I read
terrifying articles in Harpers and the NYRB recently about Dems who
won’t tell pollsters that they will never vote for a black person, but
who fail to vote for a black person–it’s a 7% gap every time
MFK: lieberman talking up palin on cbs
Jebson: birth control, my lass.
BrookeBook: I like mormom
MFK: fuck that guy
Jebson: or moron
Casey: @ken: I did.
MFK: lieberman says that palin hit a home run
nyarlathotep: I’m not as confident as Casey. I’m confident, hopeful, and terrified
Casey: @ken: this year is way diff. Barry wold have a 20 point lead if he wasn’t black with an A-Rab sounding name.
Jebson: i have no confidence, I’m afraid
ken: ha i won’t doubt that
Casey: @nylar: well that’s my particular admixture, too.
MFK: mccaskill says that there were no mistakes but no different than bush
Jebson: No specifics at all
BrookeBook: and no direct answers
MFK: no answers!!
nyarlathotep: I’m too close to lots of folks in rural MD/PA. MD will go Obama, but states like PA might not, despite current polls
Jebson: Ultimately, I
feel that our political system has become like Comedy Central. Stewart
and Colbert are in the public eye, but the writers are rolling the shit
ken: who cares about answers anyway
MFK: biden actually answered questions
Casey: @nylar: yea, that’s gotta be tough on the psyche.
MFK: cbs has an uncommitted voters room
BrookeBook: uncle Pat’s on at msnbc
Jebson: our candidates have become camera-pandering sex-workers standing with smiles in the windows of red-lights
Casey: Fuck Pat Buchanan in his grisly ear.
MFK: and there are like, 7 people ih it
nyarlathotep: Pat B–one of the early and most reasonable critics of the Iraq war. Oh, God.
BrookeBook: duking it out with Rachel. She pulverizes him.
Casey: @nylar: I know. A true paleo-conservative.
Casey: Rachel" Boring but right v. exciting and wrong.
nyarlathotep: I heart Maddow
ken: lieberman – "tonight she showed confidence, competence… common sense"
Casey: most adorable lesbian in america TM
nyarlathotep: let ’em know my track record–I got a 32 in the 200 meters.
BrookeBook: CBS is doing the scientific control knob test of undecideds
nyarlathotep: @Casey–I thought that was Lohan
ken: @ casey that about sums it up
Jebson: boy, if it weren’t for alcohol….
Casey: @nylar: ZING!
MFK: cbs = undecided voters favor obama
MFK: all 7 of em
Jebson: You think I’d be nasty right now
Casey: Linday Lohan would be straight?
ken: i’m an undecided favoring obama
Jebson: what happened to Covey?
Jebson: ken, favor away
Ethan: I’m here!
Casey: @ken: this is your confessional. Let it al out, my son.
Jebson: be realistic…undecided makes no sense
nyarlathotep: switching to CNN–Biden wins
MFK: white flag of surrender line is epic fail among undecided
MFK: all the undecided voters are fat and dumb
ken: i just feel so alone… like nobody understands me
Jebson: Fuck yeah!
BrookeBook: @ Jeb-emergency contraception?
ken: then obama spoke…
Casey: Who the hell is MFC?
Jebson: no, i just came all over the keypad
ken: and spoke to my heart, AND my mind!
MFK: too many ‘mavericks’
MFK: i’m wasted
Jebson: yes, matty
Ethan: I want to be
Jebson: so am i
Jebson: el vino did flow
Casey: This is awesome. Jeb is virtual-drunk and obnoxious!
Ethan: damn, i started too late
Jebson: Imagine if we rented out some hall for this
MFK: no fair mixing drinking games with debates
BrookeBook: @ Jeb-nice david brent impression
Jebson: Debate this…
ken: nice catch brooke
Jebson: next stop, drunkenness
ken: mccain wants to leave the wheelchair girl in the stairwell
Jebson: it’s just a drill
Jebson: if it were real life…
Casey: Free Love on the Free Love Freeway.
BrookeBook: She’s dead!
Jebson: do you really want to take it there?
Ethan: CNN has resorted to ‘raise your hand’ polls. Amaze
Jebson: She’s the serpent, who guards the gates of hell
ken: my favorite line
Jebson: space man came down…
nyarlathotep: Did you see the McCain supporter’s response on CNN? Whew!
Jebson: damn it
BrookeBook: Missed it
Jebson: what’s politics?
BrookeBook: @nyar what happened?
nyarlathotep: She made palin sound precies
Jebson: I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now color-blind
ken: so looks like the analysts say biden won it?
nyarlathotep: that should say Precise
MFK: it’ll be interested how this is spun
ken: i don’t believe it
nyarlathotep: "I think she really showed how she was a person and allowed to convince me that she was the aptitude of vice things and stuff"
ken: the analysts are smarter than average americans
ken: well, most of them
Ethan: she had crazy eyes
Jebson: hungry eyes
BrookeBook: Kit Bond took his blackberry (which McC invented) and watched the debate live and on screen at the same time.
nyarlathotep: She had her father’s eyes
BrookeBook: Kit Bond needs dentures.
Casey: Vie Things.
Casey: Vice Things.
Casey: On Vice Records.
Jebson: How can Palin be an OUTSIDER?
Jebson: pundits today..
Casey: Cause she can see Russia. X-Men are outsiders.
Ethan: @ Jeb, when she’s so dumb…
Jebson: Ethan, very sexist.
Ethan: Fuck it, I’m moving abroad even IF Obama wins
ken: anyway, vote no to universal health care
Jebson: Hasn’t she read that Wilson book?
Jebson: far from outsider, if you ask me
Jebson: vote yes to universal health care
Jebson: it’s the only thing that matters in this world
Jebson: then we can actually enjoy life
Jebson: with others…what?
Casey: @Ethan: Good plan.
ken: and i know that’s difficult to do
Jebson: never move abroad
Jebson: that’s cowardly
Casey: So Jeb. . . Did Sarah Palin "Pass the Test?"
Jebson: She sharpened the pencil, but broke the lead
Jebson: technically, graphite
Casey: Never move a broad. SEXIST!
nyarlathotep: love it AND leave it!