The Moosiah is interviewed tonight by NBC’s Brian Williams, but he’s not the only reporter with a Palin scoop! The Contrarian slipped the Governess a quick one (get your minds out of the gutter!) on a break between her delightful, American-defining stump speeches.
Palin on Fashion:
"Goshdarnit, when John McCain tapped me to be
his Vice Maverick™, I told my family that I would go right down to the JC Pennys also to get a real spiffy Joe Sixpack-type outfit and also to Saks Fifth Avenue to reform myself into your average hockey mom with pitbull lipstick, also and such as the leadership of this great country of ours needs a sharp-dressed woman to lead them into the far reaches of space, also bacon."
And check out Palin’s new Democratic scarf. It says vote right on it! Donkeygate, here we come!