If you're anything like me, you're about to break out in hives due to pre-election stress. Checking, rechecking then triple-checking the national and state polls, using any available means of divination available (stopping short of the Hand of Glory and virgin goat's blood) and calling neighboring swing states to get out the vote.
This morning, I thought my head was gonna pop. That is, until I saw this commercial for "Snuggies" — a combination blanket/Heaven's Gate-style robe perfect for group ritual and/or watching election returns.
I've placed my order aready: