Val Kilmer: National Fat Kid Party Chairman.
Ever since Val Kilmer played The Lizard King, we've wondered if any other role could possibly be *big* enough for him. Given his long string of flops, Val has likely pondered the same question. Perhaps that's why he's considering a run for Governor of New Mexico — a plan endorsed by the man who currently holds that position, Bill "Judas" Richardson. Sez Val:
"The media interests me and it's influenced politicians since the
'60s, and I'm approaching this as a worthy serious endeavor. I would be
very comfortable in my position as a representative for the people."
Kilmer's bid could happen sooner than later, particularly if Richardson gets tapped to be Secretary of State in the Obama Administration.
If elected, Val's addresses from office will consist entirely of Jim Morrisson poetry. The West is the Best!