Mmm, space tripe!
Meet Dr. Dan Burisch: Navy Captain, microbiologist and supposed Area 51/Majestic 12 researcher. Dr. Burisch claims first-hand knowledge of all kinds of bizarro crap, including space aliens, stargates and the fabled Ganesh Particle — which some believe is the elementary splinter of all Universal life. Clearly, this guy’s for real, not like those redneck Bigfoot dudes.
Apparently, there’s some infighting at Alien HQ about whether to tell the world about their awesome findings:
There are two distinct factions within Majestic 12. Those that want to keep their research and discoveries secret, and those that want full disclosure to the people.
The advocates for secrecy believe that the population at large would be unable to deal with the new set of realities they have uncovered. If things like time travel, extra-terrestrials, UFO’s, and wormholes were presented to the people of the world, entire embedded belief systems would be destroyed and chaos would ensue. This reasoning provides a warm justification to keep the discoveries secret and use the fruits of their research for their own ends.
And guess what? the space aliens aren’t actually aliens at all! Just as the Planet of the Apes was really Earth and Soylent Green was made of people, the curious corpses found at Roswell in 1947 are. . . wait for it. . . highly evolved human time travelers!
It is widely believed that aliens crash landed in Roswell New Mexico in 1947 and the government was able to recover the craft and two alien pilots. Dan states that this isn’t entirely accurate. The aliens aren’t alien at all – they are human time travelers who have had tens of thousands of years to evolve. Thus, extra-terrestrials is a more accurate term for them.
Hey, sounds about as reasonable as Scientology. Read the rest of this crazy-ass article here.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I like the Hillary dig when he’s talking about how we were able to avoid the end of the world by not nominating her. subtle.