This is an oldie, but I missed it when it first made the rounds a couple years ago. Yesterday, I stumbled across it on FARK. So for all of you who still haven’t finished the internet, I present your WTF/LOLZ of the day:
About the author
Matthew F. King lives in Boston and tries really, really hard not to be angry all the time. When not shouting at the news, he plays bass in a rock band, The Lights Out, and works at one of the oldest alt-weekly publications in the nation, The Boston Phoenix. We’re told that he really likes pie.
While my hiatus from the culture-at-large has been sort of charming, I have recently achieved a level of status at work that allows me to surf the internet and view the world outside the box office. Of course, I turned...