Oh, blogitos! I hope you will forgive me for being a few minutes past deadline this week. Life of late has been a bit of a medical nightmare. Contrary to popular belief, the undead do have tonsils and they do develop horrific, pulsating, gushing abscesses. It was like Brain Dead (aka Dead Alive) but in an emergency room suite instead of over tea and custard.
Zombait – A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
Zombat – is a combination of the words combat and zombie, and refers to battling zombies in combat. The best way to defeat zombies, (according to various zombie movies) is through is destroying the brain, and the best way to do that is through headshots.
Zombiedextrous – wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms.
Zombie serious – Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.
Zombling – the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would.
That’s all for this week you sassy little scamps. I’ll see you back here next week!
I love you. Please be good to each other.