Did we actually manage to get through last week without mentioning Sarah Palin? What’s happening to us? Well, we’d best rectify this situation immediately. Enter John Ziegler, Palin apologist and total fucking douchebag.
I caught Ziegler earlier today on “Morning Joe,” hawking his obnoxious “documentary” about how Palin was unfairly targeted by the cruel and conspiratorial mainstream media. It was Teh Awesome! We’ll get to that segment in a sec, but first let’s watch Ziegler’s feisty back-and-forth with Matt Lauer:
Ziegler should be on an infomercial advising viewers of the millions to be made by selling tiny, classified ads. Actually, that’s too good for him. This fuckwit can’t even admit that his pet candidate’s trouncing at the polls had, you know, maybe something to do with her public performance. In other words, a good Republican.
If you haven’t had your fill yet, check out Captain Douchetastic making an ass of himself with Joe Scarborough‘s crew:
Keep it up, Mr. Ziegler, please. Your work helps guarantee Palin won’t make it out through month one of the 2012 primaries.