OK, we’re gonna keep it simple this time.
Looking for: A quality writer or two. Must have decent chops and a modicum of enthusiasm. Familiarity with our product helps.
Qualties: Smart, funny, familiar with the webernets.
Posting schedule: At least one item per week. This is non-negotiable.
Topics: We mostly like politics, music, metaphysics, media, weird fiction, Buddhism, film, doomsday economics, weird science, cats and LOLZ.
Compensation: How does being spared the wrath of the Old Gods sound?
Bonus: This place is crawling with liberals, so alternative political viewpoints will certainly be considered, as will ovaries. You aren’t allowed to like a few specific bands, but we’ll sort that out in the “interview.” Interested parties should e-mail casey.contrarianATgmail.com.