In a move that will shock, well, nobody, Star magazine “reports” that Bristol Palin, the silly-named daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate and current national disgrace, Sarah Palin, has unceremoniously dumped her white trash baby daddy, Levi Johnston.
The gossip rag is running an exclusive interview with Levi’s sister, Mercede (god, don’t these hicks know that it’s spelled with an ‘s’?) is claiming that Bristol Palin has broken off her engagement to the self professed “fuckin’ redneck.”
In what is certainly a paid interview, Mercede(s) had this to say:
“Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash!” Bristol won’t even allow him to watch the baby for a few hours — unless he’s babysitting!
“Bristol’s just crazy. That’s the nicest way I can put it. She and Levi actually broke up a while ago!”
HuffPo has a little more, including this nugget of a response from the Governor’s office:
“That’s not state business,” Abbey Bulawa, an aide to Gov. Palin, told the Huffington Post. “We don’t comment on the governor’s children.”
Bummer dude. That’s why you never get a tattoo of your girl’s name on your body. Especially not your hands.