You über-geeks have no doubt already seen this “rap” video about the Large Hadron Collider — that awesome particle accelerator some say will tear holes in reality itself. (Kind of like “Dancing With the Stars.”)
There’s plenty of solid science in this clip, but I think the hook might need some work:
Also on the LDC tip (and almost as hilarious) is this site: HastheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedtheWorldYet.com. Which reminds me. . . I’m not sure where I came across it (probably Sentient Developments) but there’s a quantum theory about how we live in the one Universe where the Large Hadron Collider always breaks down before it can do any damage — the other splinter universes have already been destroyed. It’s also the same space-time province where Rush Limbaugh has a career. Maybe we should call it a wash?