This exciting new site for an exciting new “science” project asks the following [capitalization is theirs]:
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO FILL UP A 5 LITRES BOTTLE OF HIS OWN SPERM? HOW MUCH TIME WOULD IT TAKE? IF YOU THINK YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REACH THAT GOAL, GO FOR IT!
The researchers are UK-based, so they spell liter “litre.” Fuckin’ limeys. The good news is that the contest appears to be international. So get milking, boys!