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Huh… penis…

Posted by: Bill Simmon    Tags:      Posted date:  April 15, 2009  |  4 Comments

Cracked.com has published several popular collections of “images you won’t believe aren’t Photoshopped.” They make for some entertaining web surfing, but as I perused the posts, a theme began to… er… protrude. So in celebration of all of the “tea-bagging” going on around the country by irate conservatives today, I thought I’d reproduced the thematic images here. (Today is also my 5-year blogiversary, w00t!)

To reiterate, these images are all real, unretouched photographs…

These are supposed to be lighthouses.

These are supposed to be lighthouses.

Mysterious dick-copter assault on chess champion, Gary Kasparov

Mysterious dick-copter assault on chess champion, Gary Kasparov.

Sunshine hits the Westminster Bridge in London.

Sunshine hits the Westminster Bridge in London.

Found on the Birmingham International Airport's website.

Found on the Birmingham International Airport's website.

Sometimes meat is just meat.

Sometimes meat is just meat.

That's supposed to be a guitar.

That's supposed to be a guitar.

God is apparently 12 years old.

God is apparently 12 years old.


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Bill Simmon
Bill Simmon is a filmmaker, writer and media educator in Burlington, VT. His particular interests include film, atheism, free speech, science fiction, astronomy and the social effects of the democratization of media and technology. Bill is the author of the award-winning blog, Candleblog.




4 Comments for Huh… penis…

cinnarose

I love cockberg.

Brad

Small world alert: I took that picture of the Hannah Montana candy. Amie found it in a CVS near our place. So funny to see it turn up here.

Casey Rae-Hunter

Brad, that’s quite an eye you’ve got there. Perhaps we’ll eventually see this in a late-century photographic coffee table book or museum. . .

Hey, Cinnarose — thanks for popping by!

Cere

Interesting that all these images portray only circumcised penises.






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