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A Birthday Gift to America: Sarah Palin to Resign

Posted by: Casey Rae-Hunter    Tags:      Posted date:  July 3, 2009  |  3 Comments

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Tiny starbursts! Breaking news: Sarah Palin to resign Governorship! The New York Times:

“We know we can effect positive change outside of government,” she said in making the announcement.

Known as Sarah Barracuda when she played basketball in high school, Ms. Palin used point guard analogy in explaining her decision, saying she knows “exactly when to pass the ball so the team can win.”

She said that she planned to hand over the reins of the state government to Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell, who would be sworn in at the governor’s picnic in Fairbanks later this month.

“This decision came after much consideration,” Ms. Palin told reporters gathered at her home, and added, “I really don’t want to disappoint anyone with this announcement.”

There had been wide speculation that she would seek to be the Republican Party’s presidential candidate in 2012. Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, who is also considered to be a leading Republican candidate for president in 2012, announced last month that he would not seek re-election.

By leaving office early, Ms. Palin, a 45-year-old mother of five, will be able to travel around the country more freely and not be constrained by the duties and responsibilities of being a governor.

“Some are going to question the timing of this, and let me say this decision has been in the works for quite a while,” she said.

The good news is that she’s no longer charged with leading — in her words — “the largest state in the Union.” (That would be the largest in size, not population, but Putin does occasionally rear his head.) The bad news should be obvious: more Sarah in the Lower 48.

Want some more Palin fun?

  • “Palin E-mails Show Infighting With Staff” (CBS News)
  • The “SarahPAC” video:
  • Sarah Palin: “I’m a Runner“
  • Recently-published, already infamous Vanity Fair article

To those of you who criticize our Palin coverage, know this: the minute that woman gives a speech in either Iowa or New Hampshire, it’s open season. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly. . .


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Casey Rae-Hunter
Casey Rae-Hunter is a musician, public policy wonk and the editor/publisher of The Contrarian Media. An in-demand speaker, he gives frequent talks at conferences and campuses on issues at the intersection of creativity, technology, policy and law, and is a go-to source for major media outlets from NPR to the New York Times. Casey works alongside leaders in the music, arts and performance sectors to bolster understanding of and engagement in key policy and technology issues, and has written dozens of articles on the impact of technology on the creative community. Casey is an adjunct professor at Georgetown University and the Deputy Director for Future of Music Coalition. He also serves on the Board of Directors of the Media & Democracy Coalition and the National Alliance for Media Arts and Culture. The Contrarian does not necessarily represent the views of the organizations to which he belongs.




3 Comments for A Birthday Gift to America: Sarah Palin to Resign

Kimmet

There’s got to be something else to this story…

either a ridiculously premature move for 2012 or a scandal lurking somewhere in the background.

Either way, what a douche.

Alec

I’m in a cabin out in Grass Valley and I can hear Matty sporting wood over this news. Can I say wood on the intarwebs?

Either way, talk about mendacity. This woman is a sham and deserves to be continually pilloried for her ongoing callousness in the face of all that is “good” and “just” in this world.

(sent from my Commodore 64)

Somone

This is one 2012 prediction that can now be put to rest.






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