Robots eat old people’s medicine for fuel! Thankfully, there’s Old Glory Insurance — for when the metal ones come for you. And they will. . .
How is this any different from what conservatives are ginning up about Special Government Agents coming to euthanize the elderly?
And here’s another clip from “Kids In the Hall,” which prophesies Glenn Beck:
Oh, America. . . how much longer shall I dwell in you? I can already hear the clock ticking.