In a moment of drunken brilliance the other night, I took a Sharpie to an anti-choice/pro-gun bumper sticker and changed it to (caps mine):

“Guns don’t kill people.
PEOPLE WHO BRING GUNS TO
Abortion Clinics kill people.”

Wish I’d taken a picture.

I went through a phase of my life where I crossed out the word “jesus” on as many bumper stickers as I could find and replaced it with the word “cocks” – they became better bumper stickers.

“Real Men Love Cocks”

“And On The Third Day, Cocks Rose From the Grave”

“Cocks Died for Us All”