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Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Posted by: Matthew King    Tags:  Glenn Beck, The Onion, Tragic Car Accident. Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a Young Girl in 1990    Posted date:  November 9, 2009  |  Comment

The Onion does it again with what is by far the funniest video they’ve produced all year:


Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck


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Matthew King
Matthew F. King lives in Boston and tries really, really hard not to be angry all the time. When not shouting at the news, he plays bass in a rock band, The Lights Out, and works at one of the oldest alt-weekly publications in the nation, The Boston Phoenix. We’re told that he really likes pie.



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1 Comment for Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

spittingoutteeth

“She was just a normal kid…she wasn’t some fat dumb Mormon fuckface who should have drank herself to death when she had the chance.”

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