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Keeping Tabs on the Tablet

Posted by: Casey Rae-Hunter    Tags:  Apple, Gizmodo, iSlate, Music Industry, publishing, Rumors, Rupert Murdoch, tablet    Posted date:  December 29, 2009  |  3 Comments

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[Not an actually Apple tablet. But even the mock-up looks dead sexy.]

The long-rumored Apple tablet device has taken on near-mythical proportions — somewhere between the Holy Grail and the first transistor radio. No one knows what it is, exactly. Or even why it is. But we do know it’ll have the Steve Jobs seal of approval, and will therefore electrify the masses — at least those with deep enough pockets to afford one.

Even if Apple didn’t come up with the concept (which they didn’t), I’m interested in the idea of a tablet.

Firstly, I really want an e-book reader, but the Kindle just doesn’t do it for me. It’s like the pre-iPod portable MP3 players, which lacked the sexiness and functionality that helped make over-compressed audio files the digital-era standard. If Apple unleashes a tablet with a digital book service attached, I’d dive in headfirst. Say what you will about the Cupertino crew, they know how to design attractive, intuitive hardware. There’s no reason to expect that the iSlate — the rumored name for Apple’s tablet — will be any different. Amazon should be scared shitless. Or ready to make deals.

Another reason I’m into the tablet idea is because I think netbooks are dumb. I use my iPhone more for web surfing than I do making calls or texting, but (AT&T willing) those features are there if I want ‘em. Netbooks, on the other hand, are just glorified browser interfaces. An Apple tablet could be a kickass multimedia entertainment platform with enough practical extras (maps, calendars, email, word processing, video, IM, apps, etc.) to get you through most situations where you’d need a laptop. And if it’s synced “in-the-cloud,” you’ll never be lacking data from your other devices — desktop, laptop, smartphone, etc. Take that, netbook.

I’ve also long advocated for ways that the content industry could add value to their product to entice users to pay for stuff. Right now, there appears to be a trend — driven by Big Media honchos like Rupert Murdoch — to lock content behind pay walls, without innovating on any conceivable level. The music industry, for example, could benefit greatly from a sexy tablet device. I’ve written before about how a tablet could help bring back album art and even take the idea of the LP into the digital age through a variety of dynamic extras. These could be periodically refreshed as a way to get customers to return to the source, rather than scouring P2P nets. And, if it’s done right, “ownership” may not even need to be a part of the picture. Apple’s recent acquisition of digital music service Lala could mean the company is poised to enter the subscription access game. As with all things Apple, they will likely be credited with inventing it. Which is ridiculous. Still, if they do it well, I won’t complain — I’ll just fork over monthly cash to swim in a sea of gorgeously-delivered content that I can access on all of my Apple devices.

You can also see how a tablet could be manna for the struggling magazine industry. A well-fashioned device could help bring back the tactile aspect of leafing through a periodical, and advertisers might be more inclined to pay for premium spots on a specialty digital platform. I’d love to flip through the latest issue of Foreign Policy or Varmint Monthly on a device that doesn’t strain my eyes or bombard me with a bunch of invasive blinking banners. Hell, I’d even pay for it! That way, advertisers could get back to what they do best — designing obtuse spreads to impress themselves.

Then there’s movies and TV shows, LOL cats and porn. Everything that people want, delivered on a device with a far more sophisticated touch screen than the iPhone and with the sleek and seductive aesthetic Apple is known for.

So what’s the deal? Does anyone have real specs? When can we expect Moses to bring it down from the mountain? Will it be as awesome as that drool-worthy tablet in Avatar?

The New York Times‘ Bits Blog has a decent summary of the device’s supposed functionality. But if you really want to grok the rumors, you can’t rely on “old media” like the Grey Lady. This Gizmodo report offers a breakdown of all the latest speculation about Apple’s tablet, including whether it’s really gonna be called the iSlate, and if a late-January announcement is in the cards. Other questions are addressed, too: will it be 10″ or 7″? Can it make calls? Can it make breakfast? Will I have to sell a kidney to afford it?

Right now, it’s anybody’s everybody’s guess.


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Casey Rae-Hunter
Casey Rae-Hunter is a musician, public policy wonk and the editor/publisher of The Contrarian Media. An in-demand speaker, he gives frequent talks at conferences and campuses on issues at the intersection of creativity, technology, policy and law, and is a go-to source for major media outlets from NPR to the New York Times. Casey works alongside leaders in the music, arts and performance sectors to bolster understanding of and engagement in key policy and technology issues, and has written dozens of articles on the impact of technology on the creative community. Casey is an adjunct professor at Georgetown University and the Deputy Director for Future of Music Coalition. He also serves on the Board of Directors of the Media & Democracy Coalition and the National Alliance for Media Arts and Culture. The Contrarian does not necessarily represent the views of the organizations to which he belongs.



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3 Comments for Keeping Tabs on the Tablet

Michael

Foreign Policy or Varmint Monthly! Aren’t they the same rag?

I don’t think Bill Gates is sweating yet, but I think something like a 10 inch tablet that can read and cloud compute for under 700 bucks would make the whole industry pissed. Apple in turn, would add another strong revenue stream to their growing fleet. And deservedly so, for all the facets you mentioned.

Samatha Aberson

I’ve enjoyed Apple for sometime, they produce gadgets that is visually gorgeous while working like a each and every time. I can’t say that about alot of companies, it’s typically one or the other. Tech companies don’t usually take aesthetics seriously like Apple. With me stating that I’ve got to say that I’m very excited about the upcoming iSlate. One thing I question though, is it too soon? I think that this may be ahead of its time. What do you think?

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