The Contrarian

I have a substantive post coming soon, I swear. And I there are still some “Best Music of the Decade” entries trickling in. But for now, let’s get cliptarded!

Both of these come from our Paranormal Correspondent, Chris “It’s All in Your Head” Parizo.

This “Sex Offender Shuffle” should erase any of those lingering memories you may have of William “Refrigerator” Perry attempting to rap. (You gotta watch a 10-second ad, but it’s worth it):

Sex Offender Shuffle

And here’s one called “Grindcore baby.” You’ll understand why:

That should tide you over for a few. . .