Polish that monocle, ye virtuous Captain of Industry, and step lively, for today is Ayn Rand‘s birthday!
I gotta admit, this information caught me off guard. I’d love to have had something pithy prepared, maybe another entry in our world-famous “The Contrarian vs. Objectivism” series. Alas, I fear that the Black Queen of Capitalism has me dead to rights, and I’m out of ammo.
So, I give in. The white flag is waving. Time to set my sights on noble activities like undermining the public sphere and complaining about how the “moochers” are sapping the productivity of America’s great men and women. Maybe I’ll arrange for a little “rape-fantasy roleplaying” for later — Ayn would certainly approve!