A lot of you a-cracks have asked me if I’m writing this bitch by myself. Yeah right! What am I, some nerd? Do I look like Brock Obama to you? He probably writes ten books a day! Science books! Because he’s a nerd. Hehe. Star Trek. But anyways, I did come up with a whole mess of rad titles for my book. Just between you, me, and Dupree, I hate the one the book company is using. “Decision Points.” What does that mean? That sounds like a business meeting and not the kind where you can use finger guns. I’m totally using finger guns right now! Pow!
Have a great summer everybody.
Sorry so sloppy, love 4-eva,
PS: I hope you like my book names!!!
-Decisions I Decided
-Shock And Awesome!
-Thoughts I Think, Draughts I Drink
-You Guys, Remember When Dick Cheney Shot Somebody In the Fucking Face???
-Atrocious, Based on the novel Bush, by Misfire