Apologies to Contrarian readers for my long absence. I’ve been finishing school, moving to California, and making Christmas music for car commercials. However, as a means of apology, I thought I’d share with you a whimsical gewgaw which I hath lately spun as a fanciful entertainment.
I’ve discovered the Twitter recently, which I’ve heard is “important” in “Iran” and things, but as far as I can gather is a great way to get new jokes while I’m trying to drive. One of my favorite people to follow is comedian and writer Rob Delaney (@robdelaney), a disarmingly handsome fella who daily delivers absurd and inappropriate musings with a unnervingly cheery zeal.
The other day he posted the following:
I laughed a lot, sent it to some friends, and eventually decided this was definitely a song which had to be realized in the next 24 to 48 hours. Thus I present to you the long lost Beatles track, “Don’t Look At Me, Jeffrey” from the soundtrack to Hat Party.