A deer hunter’s camera in Baton Rouge, Lousiana captured a night vision pic of this strange beast roaming the Cajun swamps. Some early critics are calling it proof of chupacabra, the elusive “goat sucker” of Latin American cultures; others say it’s a wolf or other canine animal caught at a strange angle. The latest web-sexiness: it’s viral marketing for a new J.J. Abrams film coming out called “Super 8”
Regardless, it’s going to haunt your dreams.
What? You want my two cents? Well then, if I must: lay off the meth, Louisianans — it ruins your teeth and makes you run around the bayou buck-ass naked.