I don’t know what is happening in this photo. It seems like it might be rapture related?

• Serial Killer of the Week. Sorry I’m late. It was because I decided to make some changes to the serial killer feature this week. I am so alarmed and sickened by the blatant Islamophobia displayed by Republican primary candidates like the simpleton hate monger Herman Cain. Why should all Muslims have to apologize for the actions of some fringe extremists? Have Christians in this country ever been called on to apologize for explicitly Christian terrorist organizations or individuals? All the rape, murder, assaults, bombings, lynchings, arson, pedophilia, and intimidation that white, Christian extremists have perpetrated? Of course not. Anyway, I’m so annoyed that instead of featuring a serial killer this week I’m going to highlight some general American Christian atrocities. I want to make sure good Christians like Cain get all the points they deserve for their homegrown terrorism!

The Ku Klux Klan: America’s original terrorist group — formed just after the Civil War and still around today. They’re known for their violence and bigotry, but what rarely comes up is the fact that the KKK is a Christian organization that considers their faith and interpretations of the Bible to be the root of their beliefs.

The Army of God

Mormons

The Lambs of Christ

Concerned Christians

Hutaree, and more about Hutaree and Christian terrorism in general

The Covenant, The Sword, and the Arm of the Lord

The Montana Freemen

Phineas Priesthood

“Patriot” conspiracy theorists and militias.

The Order

Operation Rescue

Aryan Nations – I doubt it was a Muslim who planted this bomb along a Martin Luther King Jr. parade route.

• Religion of the Week. Christian Identity. One-stop shopping! It’s a religious movement, white supremacy group, apocalypse cult, and terrorist organization all wrapped up in one convenient ideology. “Conquer we must, for our cause is just.” Don’t forget to stop at the gift shop.
• Fetish of the Week. Gut flopping. An aspect of fat fetishism.

• Links!

Did you hear what has happened to Harold Camping? Kinda sounds like the work of a vengeful God, if you believe in that sort of thing.

Too bad it didn’t happen sooner, maybe this wouldn’t have happened. Or this. Or this. Or this:

Nothing the FCC can do about it. People are on their own to figure out who is credible and who is looney tunes. Like our future Mrs. President.

Who wants to learn about a singing penis?

And an inflatable shark!

And here’s your feel-good story: an update about the Nazi twins.

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Miss Molly
Molly Hodgdon lives in Vermont where she creates beautiful clothing and accessories for the fabulously eccentric. In her spare time she enjoys studying psychology and various forms of tomfoolery with her co-conspirator/boyfriend, Scott. She is the proprietress of Manglewood Curiosities, an absurd yet darkly elegant slice of the interwebs.