WARNING: If your vehicle has one of these saccharine-sweet, stick-figure family stickers on it, it is a portent of DOOM and must be removed and destroyed immediately! I know, you probably thought it was just a whimsical, 21st-century way of saying “Baby on Board,” but as it turns out, the Universe is not such a whimsical place. I’d advise removing these stickers at once to avoid attracting your worst nightmares. If you have the clever ‘parody’ version where the family is all skeletons, I’m afraid this doesn’t make much difference — you have invited the same horror, only in a marginally more ironic manner.
Take care, and beware. If it’s any condolence, there’s still nothing out there that cares about your honor student.