Xbiz reports that old-school rhythm & blues ace Chubby Checker is suing Palm and corporate parent Hewlett-Packard over an app called the “The Chubby Checker,” which apparently “enables women to estimate the size of a man’s penis based on his shoe size.”
Here’s perhaps the most obvious example of news reporting since “Mitt Romney not a Friend of Poors”:
“The Chubby Checker” was designed for the Palm OS, and it apparently incorporated “chubby” because that the word is a slang term for penis.
Quick, someone make a joke about “The Twist.” I’m all out of ammo. (That’s what she said?)