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Photo Dump: Dismembories

Posted by Norton on Fri, Feb 12, 2010

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I found this orphaned certificate of appreciation on the sidewalk, next to a piece of dogshit. We appreciate your appreciation. Fool your friends into thinking you grew a single grey sideburn in one night! Fool your friends with this realistic arm! Still useful, though clearly severed from life-sized sex doll. Don’t worry, the inanimate sex arm is totally [...]

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From Pampers to Thongs: When the Bottom Falls Out on Media Literacy

Posted by Norton on Thu, Feb 11, 2010

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Education reform would appear to be the next Obama administration effort to clean up another Bush-league mess — in this case, the educator-and-student-detested “No Child Left Behind” program. Susan Engel’s New York Times Op-Ed outlines priorities in curriculum, namely the core skills a person needs to help them learn rather than the regurgitation of mandated [...]

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Valentine’s Day Fundraiser for UNICEF

Posted by Norton on Sat, Feb 6, 2010

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Hello lovelies! While you may be used to seeing kids around Halloween raising funds for UNICEF, this year for Valentine’s Day, please consider sending your loved ones the fruits of my picture-making labors to support needy children around the world. UNICEF is an organization which has helped countless women and children stricken by poverty, famine, and [...]

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Winter Interiors with DJ Krush

Posted by Norton on Wed, Jan 27, 2010

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Last night I had the pleasure of attending a DJ set by the esteemed DJ Krush at the Bowery Ballroom. A few months ago, I got to see him with Method of Defiance, the atmospheric-nerd-core supergroup featuring Bill Laswell, Bernie Worrell, and others. Zorn was there. The crowd was a mite thin for my [...]

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Happy Lil Guys

Posted by Norton on Mon, Jan 18, 2010

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Possibly some of you, like myself, have been deeply entrenched in the winter doldrums. January, the nebulous season after the heady trip of Christmas lights, holiday parties, and New Year’s drunken splendor/debauchery, can drop a soul’s morale right on it’s ass when Old Man Winter’s blustering is no longer buffered by December’s pagan hoot-n-nanny. As of [...]

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