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I’m a Lamestain

Posted by Casey Rae-Hunter on Thu, Mar 4, 2010

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Last night I was feeling nostalgic, which is rare. Not for anything in particular, mind you — it was just a feeling of having misplaced something… my youth, perhaps. You see, I was born in 1974 and came of age in the late 1980s-early-’90s, thereby witnessing the genesis and proliferation of “grunge.” Looking back, I’m glad I [...]

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Creative Righting

Posted by Wes Covey on Mon, Mar 1, 2010

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Love Poem #2, by Wes Covey If you asked me to, I would build a machine To blow up the sun. Though that would be a pretty fucked up thing to ask for, And maybe I would wisen up, And wouldn’t love you anymore.

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Is Online Obscurity Better Than Popularity?

Posted by Casey Rae-Hunter on Thu, Feb 25, 2010

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I read an article in last month’s WIRED that I meant to talk about here but kept forgetting to. It’s about how people’s idea of social networks is to grow them to epic proportions as a sign of their digital worth. Yet bigger isn’t always better online. Maybe you have more “followers” than your peers [...]

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Tiger Woods Apologizes For Awesome Life; Announces Plans To Begin Private, Insanely Wealthy Retirement

Posted by Neil Cleary on Fri, Feb 19, 2010

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Tiger Woods, in a hushed press conference today at a crazy posh Florida resort, shamefacedly apologized for his life as both the greatest golfer who ever lived and legendary Dionysian sex god. Woods, who has been silent under the shadow of revelations about his totally epic carnal exploits, today expressed remorse for being amazingly successful [...]

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Photo Dump: Dismembories

Posted by Norton on Fri, Feb 12, 2010

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I found this orphaned certificate of appreciation on the sidewalk, next to a piece of dogshit. We appreciate your appreciation. Fool your friends into thinking you grew a single grey sideburn in one night! Fool your friends with this realistic arm! Still useful, though clearly severed from life-sized sex doll. Don’t worry, the inanimate sex arm is totally [...]

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