The Contrarian

All Hail the FAIL

Very busy. So you get this.

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Photo Dump: Dismembories

I found this orphaned certificate of appreciation on the sidewalk, next to a piece of dogshit. We appreciate your appreciation. Fool your friends into thinking you grew a single grey sideburn in one night! Fool your friends with this realistic arm! Still useful, though clearly severed from life-sized sex doll. Don’t worry, the inanimate sex arm is totally [...]

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From Pampers to Thongs: When the Bottom Falls Out on Media Literacy

Education reform would appear to be the next Obama administration effort to clean up another Bush-league mess — in this case, the educator-and-student-detested “No Child Left Behind” program. Susan Engel’s New York Times Op-Ed outlines priorities in curriculum, namely the core skills a person needs to help them learn rather than the regurgitation of mandated [...]

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Valentine’s Day Fundraiser for UNICEF

Hello lovelies! While you may be used to seeing kids around Halloween raising funds for UNICEF, this year for Valentine’s Day, please consider sending your loved ones the fruits of my picture-making labors to support needy children around the world. UNICEF is an organization which has helped countless women and children stricken by poverty, famine, and [...]

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Friday FAIL

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