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This Week In Prince

Posted by Neil Cleary on Thu, Jul 15, 2010

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PRINCE DECLARES, “SMARTPHONES ARE OVER” The Purple One has seen the writing on the wall in the possible recall of iPhone G4s — the smartphone, Prince says, is over. He revealed this insight in an exclusive interview with the Financial Times to promote the packaging of his new album, FUTUREK00L, with every new IBM Selectric typewriter [...]

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Drunk History: Nikola Tesla

Posted by Casey Rae-Hunter on Sun, Jun 20, 2010

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Not sure how the hell I missed this when it first hit the tubes, but better late than never. Drunk History is a Funny or Die series in which a completely sauced Duncan Trussell walks us through civilization’s most significant moments. This clip is about that wizard of electromagnetism, Nikola Tesla, played here by John C. Reilly. [...]

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5 Reasons I Am Not Buying The New iPhone

Posted by Neil Cleary on Tue, Jun 8, 2010

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1. I already have an iPhone What is better than that? I can text, phone, email, browse the web, get GPS directions, etc. etc. etc. It does everything but make toast. I was a little bummed at first that I couldn’t hold a drink AND jerk off while watching porn on it, but then the Right [...]

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Mountain View Is Watching You

Posted by Nicholas Farrell on Sun, May 16, 2010

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The German Street View car, found on Brunnenstr., Berlin 20.4.10 Guten tag from Berlin: The lead story on last night’s ZDF news broadcast, quoted George Orwell, in English. According to the German news station, “Big Brother is watching you.” Yesterday, several EU governments addressed the news that Google had inadvertently collected personal data, including the names and [...]

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SPILL, BABY, SPILL!!

Posted by Neil Cleary on Mon, May 3, 2010

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Nantucket Island, MA — In sad news today, an accident at the recently-approved Cape Wind project off the coast of Nantucket caused massive environmental damage and pollution of an area of ocean the size of Texas which will take the Eastern seaboard years to recover from — oh wait, right… THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN. How’s that [...]

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