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February 09, 2008

Celebration!

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Brooke just scored a new job! She's now the Associate Director of Fundraising and Communications for Media Access Project, a 30+ year-old organization working to ensure that American citizens have entree to the tools of our modern democracy, including electronic media and the public spectrum.

The cool part is that both of our employers are part of to the same umbrella group, the Media and Democracy Coalition. Soon, we'll be able to attend Hill briefings and FCC to-dos as a twosome.

Brooke's old job was two buildings down from me, so we could see each other for lunch and ride the Metro home together. Her new gig is still on K Street, so none of that changes!

Tonight we're celebrating with exotic beverages and timeless vocal jazz on Rhapsody. The beer in the picture is part of a small-batch brew series honoring the recorded work of Frank Zappa. We picked it up at our neighborhood super-bodega, Rodman's.

Oh, and Cornelius the Cat is apparently a Maine Coon. He's doubled in size in two short weeks.

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January 17, 2008

More Catblogging; Links.

I'm a sick person. I take pictures of my cats. This is Nadja, staring up at me from her favorite spot on the toilet:

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Isn't she lovely, as Stevie Wonder might ask, if he could see her?

We're near to picking a name for the new guy; thanks for your submissions! Here are the final choices:

Cornelius
Griffin
Murnau
Milton

Wanna help us narrow those down?

I've got a cold and I'm deaf again in my left ear, which Sucketh Greatly. But other than that, things are cool. Here are stuffs for you to click on:

Comcast r in ur net shapin ur traffik. China r in ur net monitorin ur filesharins.

CNET asks: should AT&T police the internet? Why not — they've already given our phone records to the NSA.

Fair use, remixes — the whole sketchy bag is being debated over at the NYT Bits blog.

BREAKING NEWS: Web Buzz Can Result in Backlash!

A photographer Googles her own name, then takes pictures of herself as other women with the same name. Boise Weekly calls it art!

R.I.P.:

Vampira (I won't believe it until I see the stake through the heart.)

Brad Renfro (hey, I liked him in Apt Pupil.)

 

January 15, 2008

Cats & Sundry.

Img_0127_2So this little fella is doing swell. We took him to the vet this morning and they tested him for the bad nasties, which thankfully came back negative. Of course, this got us worried about one of our other cats, Nadja, so I just brought her in for some tests. We find out in about a hour.

Nadja came to us from the wilds of Mississippi, courtesy of a co-worker whose parents found a litter of abandoned kittens. We had previously lost a cat to leukemia, and Nadja arrived at the perfect time. Our big bear of a cat, Brando, has been tested for everything, but he's Strong Like Ox anyway. And we just found out his breed! He's a Chartreux, which is French for "beautiful blue-grey  feline." Well, not really. (Molly, we really think Brando is a Chartreux — this isn't like the time your ex-friend pretended to be Native American.)

The good news is that Brando and the as-yet-unnamed new guy are starting to get along. As a matter of fact, they're both flanking me on the couch as I type this.

MacWorld 2008! Too bad we only recently bought a MacBook Pro —  that MacBook Air looks incredible. I am pretty pleased that there's finally another iPhone firmware update, though. But still no flash or javascript, dammit!

What else is going on? I'm going to a very interesting conference on Capitol Hill on July 30 called "The State of the Net." It's gonna be a long day of wonky tech talk, and I'm really looking forward to it.

Speaking of tech issues, the New York Times' Bits blog is hosting a debate about whether or not the telecom and cable companies should block the traffic of copyrighted works on the net. You may have heard about AT&T and ABC canoodling at the recent Consumer Electronics Show, which led many to believe some kind of ISP-end "content management" was in the cards. You know, 'cause the whole FCC investigating Comcast thing isn't enough to put them off.

On one tiny Southern Italian island they're putting that wacky internet to good use. To crush the Sicilian Mafia!

UPDATE: Nadja is FEL-V free! We still need to find a name for the new kid, tough. Please chime in.

January 14, 2008

Adventures in Animal Rescue.

My Magnetic Fields review is up, in case you care. . .

We took in a stray cat. Can't say it's a permanent situation, but the guy needed help. I found him out at Mark's house when we were rehearsing. Mark and his family had been keeping an eye on him, but weren't in a position to adopt him. He's probably less than a year old, and is incredibly friendly. I bought a pet carrier from one of the nearby big boxes, and he didn't make a peep the whole way home, although it's more than an hour ride. He did however, stare at me lovingly the whole time. I think he knew the score.

He's already walking around like he owns the place, which pisses off our other two felines. It's like this kid has seen some shit, ya know? He's not about to be put off by a couple of freaked out housecats.

We gave him a bath and cut a bunch of gross stuff out of his fur, but he's still a little stinky. We'll be taking him to the vet tomorrow at 8:30 a.m., to see what kind of bill of health he gets. Hopefully it all turns out OK. He's such a sweet little dude; the most friendly cat I've ever seen. Polite, too. I got home from work today, and opened the door to the bedroom, where he'd been separated from the other cats. He walked over to the litter box, and matter-of-factly pooped and peed. He'd held it in all day! I totally expected to find a soiled bed, but no, this fella's a respectful houseguest.

We estimate he's been out on his own for some time. Maybe that's why he's so happy to be here.

Take a look at the pic and help me give the little guy a name. This is the best shot I can get right now, 'cause he's so excited and hoppin' all around.

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And here's our other two cats in a love sandwich:

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December 12, 2007

RRIICCEE. . . by James P. Caldwell

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That's me and Vincent Gallo.

Apparently, when you look Vincent Gallo directly in the eye, you turn into something resembling a dead bloated frog that's been stewing in warm dishwater for a week — with a crazed look in its eye. Laugh if you like, but consider yourselves warned. As a result of the above photo, I've been using all these strange new machines at the gym.

Anyway, what the hell was I doing with Vincent Gallo? The answer, dear readers, is that I'm simply that hip. No, truth be told, a cool night for me is if TBS airs a good re-run of "Friends." Like the one where Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for a role he's auditioning for. God, I love that one.

But Friday, I decided to break my usual evening routine and go down to boho NYC central — also known as Bleeker Street — to catch Gallo's current touring band, RRIICCEE. RRIICCEE is Gallo on mellotron, melodica, guitar and bass; Eric Erlandson (Hole) on guitar and a million gadgets; Rebecca Casabian (who looked like a small Dutch boy) on keyboards; and Nikolas Haas (who was nearly naked) on drums. 

Here's Gallo's take on the project:

"Improvisation is not a good word for what we're doing. It's more a gesture of composing and performing at the same time, always hoping to avoid musical cliché or jamming...Improvisation means committing to a musical form or vocabulary. We're creating composition, which means we need to be conscious and reflective. We are spontaneous and we are inventing, but we're not wallowing in scales. We're trying to organize structures that we recognize in the moment, that make compositional sense and build upon those. Conscious is the best word for what we're doing." 

Gobledeegook? Perhaps. I like better his observation that, "If I'm not making music that is better than me or beyond me being the asshole that I am, then. . . eventually I will create my own cliché. And I'm hoping to avoid that as much as possible." 

My own profound assessment of the performance was that it was good. I tell you from the bottom of my dead, bloated frog-heart that it was good. If you liked Gallo's 2001 record When, there's a high chance you would dig a RRIICCEE show. You definitely wouldn't walk out, as about a half dozen of the 200-plus people on Friday did.

RRIICCEE has been billed primarily as a collaboration between Gallo and Erlandson, but it's clearly Gallo's band. A good deal of the sonic landscape he developed on When comes through here in various forms — the jazzy chords, intermittent drums, syncopated bass lines, etc. (Some of the vintage equipment he used Friday had to be on that record.) If you consider Gallo to have a sound of his own, it's that sound which drives RRIICCEE.

In my unprofessional and illegitimate view, a lot of "improv" bands seem to follow some unwritten code by which they must, at all costs, break into self-indulgent, endless meanderings until you want to blow your head clean off your shoulders. Conversely, RRIICCEE instinctively knew when a piece should wrap up (few songs were longer than 7 or 8 minutes). But with the show just shy of an hour and-a-half, there was room for plenty of exploration. They kept it interesting. When you found yourself wanting a new musical landscape, RRIICCEE served your ass like John McEnroe.

Probably the best thing I can say about the show is that you could catch the compositional drift. A sort of, "OK, that made sense to me" type of feeling, as opposed to a "Can I have my $25 back?" deal. Some tunes resolved into pretty, crashing chord repetitions a la Mogwai or even Godspeed! You Black Emperor. Others lilted away. Gallo only sang a couple of times, but his voice was great. I like his vocals. He sounds like a chick. He knelt or sat on the floor in his white boots for pretty much the whole show.

Overall grade: B+. And I would especially recommend seeing RRIICCEE because they have no plans to ever record anything. So there.

Oh, one more thing: the height of the evening was after the show when Gallo was having his photo taken with a couple of young Japanese girls who spoke marginal English. He was trying to explain to them that his music and films were best enjoyed with bukkake.

Gallo: "Bukkake - you know bukkake? Yes? Yes?"

Japanese Girls: "Bukkake? No, what is this 'bukkake'?"

Gallo: "It's sort of like a noodle soup. A very tasty noodle soup."

The end.

P.S. Here's a link to a short but awesome video where Gallo touts his conservative credentials and professes his desire to look more like George Will. How seriously you want to take that is your business.   

P.P.S. I have instructed my assistant Juan to inform Casey that he is now contractually bound to post an embarassing photo of himself that is relevent to either music, media or metaphysics. If he's a real man, it'll be metaphysics.

September 09, 2007

Our Neighborhood.

Our pad is located in the Friendship Heights section of DC, which is filled with old people and shoppers. One block from our apartment is a major retail hub with fancy-pants stores like Tiffany's, Van Clef & Arples and Neiman Marcus. I call it Fauxdeo Drive.

At some point in our neighborhood's history, they thought it'd be keen to place *lifelike* sculptures of *regular people* in *realistic* poses on street corners and in communal areas. I might add that these are appallingly bad sculptures — adequately representational, but just off enough to be a grotesque mockery of humanity.

One of the sculptures is of an area cop who passed away some time ago. I'm sure he was a swell fella, but I find it hard to believe that he would've wanted to be immortalized like this:

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Is that not a fucked-up pose?

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And what is that expression, exactly? Kindliness? Compassion? Constipation?

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Another headshot. Lovely wife in background.

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Those veins on his hands are highly textural. And incredibly gross.

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That might be a working surveillance device — this is Washington.

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A walkie-talkie ain't all he's packing.

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They should really think about adding an Indian, construction worker and leatherman.

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Here's his story. But this patrolman has a dirty secret not revealed in the official bio...

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Late at night, he likes to "cop" a feel!

September 05, 2007

Awesomest Google Search/New Family Member.

Sometimes I look at our stats (not too shabby, if I say so myself — thanks!) and I'm occasionally struck by the Google keywords that lead people here.

This week's finest:

"job rejection hapless fuck"

Which takes you to my last major bitchfest. Well, we're the sixth entry down, but whatever it takes to get 'em through the door, so to speak.

And introducing... Lyra the Russian Hamster!

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I got this cutie as a surrprise for the wife, but then I called her at work and spoiled it.

Russian hamsters are related to dwarfs, so she won't be getting much bigger.

I named her (pending spousal approval) after Lyra Belacqua, the main character in Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy. My new album is also inspired by these books. I'm thinking of calling it His Dork Materials. Kidding.

I'm nowhere near as excited about the upcoming film version as I am about this crazy cute hamster.

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